From Orbea. Hazelmere. Whoa! 
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The Worst of Perth 
Like King Cnut, Tony bboAtt will stop the rangas.
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I cast magic missile!
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Keep off the grass, frogs,
Or you will find it hard to breathe.
Have a Sithy day.
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Do they come in ‘Han Solo?’
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With gnomes.
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Does this sentry work better than registering your lawn?
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Perhaps he is the Registrar?
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The best part is how he controls a horde of gnome disciples.
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You talking about my fan page again?
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Link Please
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The fan page?
http://is.gd/g3JA
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Marvellous.
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What does “Dark Lord” have to do with the cheaply constructed and poorly landscaped house/land package circa 1998, which is clearly the Worst in this photo?
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There was apparently a rather outre Commodore in the drive too.
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seconded, it’s truly revolting. I do like how the tiles accomodate a profane reliquary though, that’s not a feature you find very often in these Midland Brick jobs.
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And those Monier cement roof tiles are only several years away from a Modern roof restoration.
It could be worse: matt black cement shingles. Fucking sweet insanity in one of the Earth’s sunniest locales. A telephoto image filled with a sea of these, utterly devoid of trees, climbing upon on outer suburban ridge would be something that’d destroy a part of the soul on sight.
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Like this?
Destroy your soul?
Everything is going to be OK.
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I must agree re. the black roof syndrome.
It’s just another indicator of the inherent stupidity of the average human.
I had occasion to instruct a daughter of my own on the cost of energy that would be associated with them. The designer of her new house was completely unaware of this factor and, apart from not being fully conversant with the trade situation re. costs of installing the various roofing materials, did not even know of many of the alternatives available.
So much for professional advice.
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at the risk of being a pedant, the current levels of insulation required by the bca mean that roof colour in perth is not a significant consideration.
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I too am hater of the black roof in combination with no eaves. However there is a new product in the black roofing market that apparently utilises old tyre rubber, and that this actually absorbs the heat. At least that’s what I have been told.
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I think reflecting heat is what’s needed not absorbing.
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…and re-radiates it, which is quite handy in cooler climates but not much cop in our sunny locality where night time cooling is vital.
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Small effect, but still significant, I believe.
The current standards do not take into account the re-radiated heat for which black tiles are infamous.
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Good point, vegan. I was a black roof hater, but I’ve since been told that the coating technology (and the ability to create a ‘seal’) means they’re actually more efficient than tiles.
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But do they require that the insulation has Brett Heady’s seal of approval? They should, the poor bastard hasn’t done any maintenance on his mini-golf “family fun park” on Rotto for years and now it’s not viable as a business because nobody wants to visit the shithole. Poor guy.
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Brett’s nickname at WC was “Jobbie”
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I went to the footy once when he was playing. When people in the crowd called out “come on Jobbie” he got a faraway look in his eyes, like he wanted to call them all cunts.
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Did the Death Star have a black roof?
I think not.
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What about black mulch syndrome? How stupid is it to pile coal black mulch onto a perth garden? It’s the most expensive kind to.
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All of this pales in comparison to the legions of rose-gardeners, car-washers and fucking pavement waterers. A friend of mine confronted a very prolific pavement waterer (down the Charles St end of Redfern St) about his afternoon waterings, ‘What are you doing mate, it just stopped raining’, to be told ‘I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT’. And it’s true.
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Take a photo of the cunt, send to Water Corp and claim your 10% of the $100 fine
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I think hand watering you can do anytime, even while rain is falling.
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Ba bow
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Wow, I had no idea. I’m going to be patrolling the Arrondissement, meting out hose-related justice! This really demands a jacket with epaulettes, and maybe a ceremonial sword.
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Watering to provide sustenance for your self-indulgent garden stocked with luxury European plants, ok i guess, but watering the pavement, man, watering the pavement
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“I am your father”,
He told the Hazelmere gnomes:
They were quite surprised.
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Fear is his bread, and danger is his butter.
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Fantastic Orbea, I love it.
Now just gotta find it. Is there any other reason to descend into Hazlemere
than to view this.
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TLA has the google map street view link – unfortunately prior to Philip Ruddock’s installation\\There is a ruddock palpatine separation at birth page out there, somewhere
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http://maps.google.com.au/maps?ie=UTF8&ll=-31.902378,115.991268&spn=0,0.001203&t=h&z=20&layer=c&cbll=-31.902468,115.991227&panoid=HREQD75Mn7lmWvBjtqDduw&cbp=12,92.23,,0,1.98
Doesn’t show. The alcove has plants in it.
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absolutely wonderful orbea.
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Hey look, it’s Voldermort!
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Awesome worst. Does anyone think the Dark One is using The Force to kill the grass? Sith cunt.
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Rake it down, and it shall grow more powerful than you can possibly imagine…
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isn’t that international sign language for ‘settle down’ ?
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Take it down. take it Waaaay down.
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Agreed, great catch Orbea.
Surely the end of days draw near.
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…..as they usually do around tea-time.
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