Dark Lord

From Orbea. Hazelmere. Whoa!

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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48 Responses to Dark Lord

  1. orbea says:

    Like King Cnut, Tony bboAtt will stop the rangas.


  2. Grrr says:

    I cast magic missile!


  3. David Cohen says:

    Keep off the grass, frogs,
    Or you will find it hard to breathe.
    Have a Sithy day.


  4. WAtching says:

    Do they come in ‘Han Solo?’


  5. 13th Oyster says:

    With gnomes.


  6. Pete says:

    Does this sentry work better than registering your lawn?


  7. Ljuke says:

    The best part is how he controls a horde of gnome disciples.


  8. Snuff says:



  9. DMc says:

    What does “Dark Lord” have to do with the cheaply constructed and poorly landscaped house/land package circa 1998, which is clearly the Worst in this photo?


    • There was apparently a rather outre Commodore in the drive too.


    • Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

      seconded, it’s truly revolting. I do like how the tiles accomodate a profane reliquary though, that’s not a feature you find very often in these Midland Brick jobs.


      • Bag O'Turnips says:

        And those Monier cement roof tiles are only several years away from a Modern roof restoration.

        It could be worse: matt black cement shingles. Fucking sweet insanity in one of the Earth’s sunniest locales. A telephoto image filled with a sea of these, utterly devoid of trees, climbing upon on outer suburban ridge would be something that’d destroy a part of the soul on sight.


  10. David Cohen says:

    “I am your father”,
    He told the Hazelmere gnomes:
    They were quite surprised.


  11. ronggly says:

    Fantastic Orbea, I love it.
    Now just gotta find it. Is there any other reason to descend into Hazlemere
    than to view this.


  12. vegan says:

    absolutely wonderful orbea.


  13. Paula says:

    Hey look, it’s Voldermort!


  14. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Awesome worst. Does anyone think the Dark One is using The Force to kill the grass? Sith cunt.


  15. skink says:

    isn’t that international sign language for ‘settle down’ ?


  16. shazza says:

    Agreed, great catch Orbea.
    Surely the end of days draw near.


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