Olive pressing crackpots in South Fremantle send out a touching but pathetic warning to potential movie goers. Dude, get onto Twitter for this type of whingeing – You be old School tool. These cold pressers are the first people I’ve seen who have given Inception a bad review. From Peter F.
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The Worst of Perth 
Wouldn’t it be traditional for the press to be cold on anything with The Little Man In The Boat?
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You will definitely need to pee before entering the theatre, apparently.
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Saw this on Sunday and had a giggle. Can I just say, this organic market is pretty good.
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Can you please ask them their view of Predators next time you are stocking up on patchouli, shazza?
I thought it was a masterpiece but Krazy Kym thought it was dire.
An organic assessment would be welcome.
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Patchouli-shamouli, I go to pay ridiculous prices for organic meat, bread and coffee.
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extra virgin?
would that be an Immaculate Inception?
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What is wrong with these people?
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They sleep in ‘beds eleven’ the soothing dream bed. Either that or it’s the granola.
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You can’t please everyone.
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Not worst- these guys are heroes. Speaking of heroes it’s Tim Winton’s birthday toady. And speaking of toadies, what do his fans have to say?
Happy Birthday to Tim Winton. Just begun reading alot and so love your words.
Happy Birthday Tim! Thanks for all your awesome stories; you’ve effected my life deeply.
Enjoy your birthday surf, Tim. Hope you have a lovely day. Thanks for all the characters you have populated my imagination and heart with, I’m never alone now! :)
just watched Dogtown, Cloudstreet could be done in the same style
I can smell WA when I read your books. Thanks so much.
etc
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might have found a new niche
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We celebrate his
Ageless body, timeless prose
Happy birthday mate
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Thanks, Bento. And I thought TWoP was harsh.
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Those have to be taking the piss, right?
Review for Animal Farm:
Of all the things I have ever read! What a terrible and unrealistic story. I mean, how can animals talk? I have a parrot that talks but not in complete sentences. And besides the pigs run the show in this and if it really happened the cats would run things because everyone knows that cats are born leaders.
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Sounds spot on (apart from the cat bit)
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The comments below each post are worth reading. Take this one for example, regarding “Jaws”:
alan smithee, January 4, 2010 at 12:11 pm
“If you watch Jaws backwards, it’s a movie about a giant shark who is created in an implosion and keeps throwing up people until they open a beach.”
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And Jimi Hendrix is always ripping off Lenny Kravitz.
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Awesome. I now understand the movie.
“We’re gonna need a bigger bucket.”
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How much olive oil could you buy for the price of a movie ticket?
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My first and last trip to Gold Class: Tickets $76, Food and drink $74.
You could buy a bathful of olive oil for that.
They are quite correct, it is typical Hollywood rubbish, just a superior variety.
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Looks like Matrix meets Mad Men – in a word, munted.
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Munted cunts.
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Not the first time you’ve thought about a bathtub of olive oil, presumably.
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It’s usually just a handful that enters my thoughts
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Look out David & Margaret.
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Life is Noise, The Beaufort Street Network and Town of Vincent present…
THE BEAUFORT STREET FESTIVAL 2010
Saturday, November 27
Beaufort Street, Highgate and Mount Lawley
Beaufort Street has always been at the heart of cool, alternative, independent culture in Perth, so it’s high time that we got a festival to celebrate the music, art, fashion and food that make the precinct so special.
The Beaufort Street Festival will showcase the cutting-edge talent and diversity of Perth’s musicians, artists, designers and culinary tastemakers on Saturday November 27.
Perth’s cultural hub will come alive with unique, quirky and stylish displays of bands, temporary art exhibitions and fashion parades, with the action taking place on the streets, in shops, cafes, bars and laneways.
The festival is the brainchild of the Beaufort Street Network, a collective of local businesses and residents, and they’re looking for help to make the event a representation of all that the Beaufort Street precinct has to offer. Accordingly, the Network is putting the call-out for community involvement.
If there’s something you’d like to see be part of the festival, or if you’d simply like to volunteer your time, contact Festival Director Dave Cutbush on 0400 498 362
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Not a single vibrancy ? I’d still love to attend, nevertheless, if only for the chance to shake MattB’s hand
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My advice to all and sundry: Don’t fuck with Councillor Matt. If you do, you’ll need a few rounds of…
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Cut bush , as you would. I’ll be there , as long as birthday boy ( a millionty million friends) Wintone is.
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There’d better be tapas and burlesque is all I’m sayin’.
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Will the Beaufort Street Bloggers be there?
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I hope so
they should be awarded a lifetime achievement medal each for
Services to the Deese.
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I have found a doozy worst in Hazelmere.
I just have to figure how to get the photo from my phone onto the intertubes. If I use olive oil should I also use a hammer?
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Just drop it on TLA’s desk while he’s on the oscillators.
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I have to go with the olive squeezers. Saw it last night. It was boring trash. I thought it would never end.
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