Here’s me preaching the “Gill sans ultra fuck off” message to the converted at Kulcha the other night. Thanks to Brendan for the pic.
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The Worst of Perth 
Is it your suit, Kulcha, Gill Sans or you yourself that is the worst?
It’s unclear from the description.
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Lay off the Ted Baker.
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oooer, the eponymous WORST himself in….. a mushroom suit!!!!! Or is it beige!!!! Beige was the new black of the late nineties baby, and we is over that. Given all that, and the front-end loader of self-parody necessary for fronting up anywhere in a mushroom/beige suit, then I suspect TLA was indeed the WORST of night!!!!
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..ah fuck it…..”worst of THE night”….
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It’s grey/green and looks fantastic.
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It’s what he wears under it that’s of more concern.
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I don’t know what you’re talking about. That suit gets the Metrocentric Twat (TM) seal of approval. That thing is so sharp, it wouldn’t be allowed on a plane.
Hard to make out the cufflinks at this distance. Pity.
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Thank you Bento. Also the superb, ultra thick Guangzhou silk tie needs a mention. The only tie I’ve seen on a TWOP fan was a food stained strip of laughably designed rayon, hanging down the front of Outrage Cohen like a piece of drying platic biltong.
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Yes, Bento, it is. But I think we all know which ones they’d have been.
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yeah baby, at least all those free-range polyesters didn’t die in vain.
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From the examples I’ve seen in person, TWOP commenters are some of the last people on earth who should comment on sartorial matters.
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Like who?
Hmmm?
I like to think of myself as one of the Who’s Who of the seen scene.
A style king among the tragic Queens crowd.
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Top of the W list.
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If I weren’t so busy with work, I most likely would’ve turned up in a pinstripe or chalkstripe, with matching shirt, handkerchief and tie. I pride myself on my sartorial eloquence, often being termed as overdressed as much as dapper.
I’m of firm belief that clothes maketh the man…well to some extent, as I’m not quite that shallow. But sharp apparel almost always carves a fine impression. I like to be attired with some verve, without being crass: I can wear suits and vivid shirts without coming across as an ill-suited bogan on a spree. Hell, I can wear a white pinstripe suit and get away with it! It’s not as much the cloth, but how you comport yourself, that determines the suitability of attire: a true gentleman will look better in a $150 suit than a bogan in a $1500 jobbie.
I sometimes go to poetry club in some of my better garb, as part of my performance. As well as allowing myself the chance to play the role of Class A Wanker :P
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“It’s not as much the cloth, but how you comport yourself, that determines the suitability of attire:” Yes but the feel of that Zegna ultrafine wool would make a difference to anyone.
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But a bogan is a bogan, Zegna or not.
However, for the rest of us with taste who stump up the readies for a suit of Ermenegildo’s finest merino…
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WTF are youse guys talkin’ ’bout? Worsted for me…. yee hah hah, see if youse cunts get that one…. oh that’s alright; you’re all hyper-literate, half the reason I’m here – meeting of minds an’ all – shut up NF#1, shut the F up.
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Didn’t Paul teach you bumpkins anything ?
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Some very nice suits there. Didn’t know he did undies until now.
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“Best 30 seconds of my life.” Danny Green.
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I would’ve thought worst, Bill. Briggs could’ve at least waited until he’d hit him.
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Guys.
The fight was in Perth. Perth is the City that Never Wakes. Briggs fell asleep…..
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They’re all winners in World championship boxing , except for the public who aren’t in on the scam.
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If it was a scam wouldn’t they have made it look better?
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It was so good I’m sure he’s sewn up a spot with Italy at the next World Cup.
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It does indeed beg the question, not WBA, WBC but WTF????
If the fix was in you’d have thought you could make it look a
little more compelling. And if you decided to take the purse
and take a dive in under 30 secs you still want to make it
look compelling. So I’m sticking with my theory that he just fell
asleep. It happens in Perth all the time you know.
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I, um, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Love a bit of revisionist revision. Green is now referring to Briggs as “Briggsey” and apparently Briggsey suffered a brain stem injury, which apparently happens all the time when you fall asleep in the ring, best we dwell not on the nature of that ring.
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Sleeping wombat, diving boxer.
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No.
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Danny Green’s facebook page inexpicably stops on the 21st of July, perhaps it will get up off the canvas, an go another round
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