Spellchecker? Freudian slip? Ignorance? It would be heartening to see some defiant non smoking on these stairs. There is a curious mix of politeness and menace here. From Vic Demised, location unknown. 
Worst Talk
AHC McDonald on Save Our Blank Walls Anonymous on Save Our Blank Walls AHC McDonald on Save Our Blank Walls Anonymous on Save Our Blank Walls Anonymous on Pizza Showtime! Anonymous on A Short Stack of Crap paulie48406 on Pizza Showtime! AHC McDonald on Pizza Showtime! Anonymous on Pizza Showtime! Anonymous on Pizza Showtime! Anonymous on Pizza Showtime! AHC McDonald on Pulling Off Trucks AHC McDonald on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… AHC McDonald on Private Dancer Online Now
The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
Based on the pic of the ciggie it should read,
Hey Dudes,
The Boss Man says quit your jibber jabber in the well and defiantly NO passing the duchie to the left hand side,
Peace out!
LikeLike
I’m imagining it in Michael Holding’s voice. Where is this Vic De’?
LikeLike
Who tha fuck blow that plastic trumpet?
LikeLike
I’m sorry, I don’t speak jive.
LikeLike
Golly !
LikeLike
Defiance! Yeah!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034303/
LikeLike
No faggin on da sters k man? thx
LikeLike
A friend was recently sent a letter from Australia Post addressed to his house in “White Cum Valley”. Unfortunately the letter had already been thrown out when he told me. I don’t understand. If I received a letter like that, I’d probably frame it and hang it in the lounge room.
LikeLike
But those bastards will tell you about it, then announce they have tossed it. Cunts.
LikeLike
Then again, there’s people like that and people who refuse to get a life and instead spend time here.
LikeLike
Some of us have a day job! And participate in ACTUAL ACTIVITIES like sports and events within the BROADER COMMMUNITY not WASTING TIME on POINTLESS WEBSITES! GET SOME PERSPECTIVE
LikeLike
I’m longalong time retired.
Dunno how I ever found time to go to work.
LikeLike
And doubtless filling your days with selfless contributions to the community via the Lions Club, when not snoring in an armchair.
LikeLike
Careful with those stereotypical assumptions.
Nanna naps are for those with little with which to occupy themselves, NF#2.
Lions Clubs, or any other like association, I leave for those who need some kind of external motivation.
Becoming aged does not necessarily equate to mental stagnation in all cases, nor to a lack of self stimulation. (Interpret that as you will.)
And remember, you will get there yourself in due course. With any kind of good fortune. ;)
LikeLike
When did I become NF#2?
And with all the abyssal irony on display, I thought this was a hipster site anyway.
LikeLike
Oh, I get it.
LikeLike
Bloody Hell! Sorry NF#1.
No, really. Stalking pretty young airheads is not my style – knives or no knives.
LikeLike
When you misspell ‘definately’, you need your head crushed.
LikeLike
You certenly do.
LikeLike
Defiantly man.
LikeLike
Definatively!
LikeLike
Definitely, JJ, and remember to turn carefully.
LikeLike
Hmmm. That link seems a bit dodgy. I’ll have another go.
LikeLike
It makes a nice change from the more common defiantly smoking.
LikeLike
Did they print the sign on an A4 piece of paper, laminate it, and then fix it to the wall with four masonry anchors? Have they never heard of blu-tak?
LikeLike
that sign ain’t going nowhere!!! Unless you just yank it clean off the masonry anchors.
LikeLike
They are so obviously tec screws.
LikeLike
did you mean Tek screws?
boy, I hate slack pedants
LikeLike
You were that kid that used to play with redbacks, and make bombs out of brake fluid and pool chlorine, weren’t you?
LikeLike
no, but I used to inflate frogs with a bicycle pump until they exploded,
which is not so dissimilar to what’s occurring here.
LikeLike
Rectum ?
p.s. Thanks for the reminder of redbacks and bombs, Bento. 懐かしい !
LikeLike
blew ’em to pieces
you dolly ’em up,
I’ll hit ’em out of the park
LikeLike
The choice is yours…… 63 000 google searches for tek screws, 266 000 for tec screws…. as for pendants you be the judge.
LikeLike
275,000 google hits for ‘numnuts’, even when spelled incorrectly.
is ignorance a democracy now? That might explain why Steven Fielding got elected.
strangely, when you type in ‘tec screw’, Google automatically asks you whether you wish to change it to ‘Tek’
LikeLike
And just like your childhood, those days are long gone.
LikeLike
Gah! That reply doesn’t go there, wonder were this one will end up.
LikeLike
The registered trademark for ITW Buildex screw is Teks.
LikeLike
“Tek screws with wall plugs” had too many syllables.
LikeLike
These are big fuckin’ bolts, mate.
LikeLike
Whatever the fuck they are, they should be holding up a kick-arse steel plate sign with some authoritaaah, not a piece of paper.
LikeLike
exactly.
LikeLike
Defiantly is what auto-correct does to “definatly”. Just like a clubber in the 90’s, don’t forget your E’s.
LikeLike
And they use amateurish clipart graphics from a similar era and to complete the Amateur Hour Show, it is written in fucking Arial. Aaaargh! I might be a Mac twat with 72 weights of Helvetica preloaded out of the box, but geez! Poor use of spellcheck not picked upon during a proofread, the quasi-authoritative tone inflected by dating this poster and the passive-aggressive fastening with Tek screws, additional to the other attributes listed in prior posts, are the manifold signs of a potential storekeeper mentality, which would be right at home in any Wiberwal Party membership base.
LikeLike
“No spitting – MGMT”
Anyone read the Illuminatus trilogy recently?
LikeLike
Recently enough to recall what it was fnord that you’re driving at
LikeLike
It’s the men’s refuge place on the corner of Aberdeen Street/Nash Street, just ’round the corner from a brothel…
LikeLike