I will be using this one in my presentation to the The Australian Graphic Design Association tonight. Surely it is part of the responsibility of the designer to prevent the end user, the customer looking like a complete tit when your work is on display? I know that since Ricky Ponting always looks like such a fucking retard, that it’s a hard road, but that is where the craft of the designer should come out no?
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Brilliant. I haven’t laughed so hard at a post in a while.
I had no idea Ricky played Baseball.
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Left-handed, and with a nerf bat, to boot.
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I too thought it was left handed, but I think he has cut it to the off side
although that doesn’t explain why his forearms are twice as long as his upper arms, or why his head seems to have been stuck on like a Duplo man, or explain the connection between a cricketer and a spare wheel.
or is that a reference to his role in the twenty-twenty team?
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for comparison, here is a photo of the man playing that shot.
the only thing the artists seems to have got right is the slight angle in the pants caused by his box.
he almost looks like he is hitting himself repeated over the head muttering: “must…get…better…sponsors…must…get…”
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“the slight angle in the pants caused by his box”. He needs a box on his head. Surely the most repulsive sportsman to walk the earth.
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more repulsive than LILLEE, Dennis Keith MBE?
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ohh yeah.
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What about a nice new FUJITSU air-conditioner?
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Tubs is just a dumb bloated pudding. Ricky is more stomach turning, lip curling repulsive. Worse even than Steve Waugh who has a mouth like the eye of a doodle.
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I agree that Ponting is one heluva porcine twat, but he’s got nuthin on that shining beacon of spiritual development we mortals know as Justin Langer. Do yourself a favour and read An Ode to My Kids. (File under ‘you can’t make this shit up’)
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He didn’t make that shit up, he plagiarised like a bastard, from a big book of quotes he found on his last Ashes Tour.
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I can never the words.. Ricky Ponting.. ever again without being reminded of that brilliant photo on the front of Harvey Fresh Milk. If I recall TLA you said the unfortunate lad “had a touch of the Ricky Pontings”
Worst Gold.
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Speaking of the great man, I have to share this recent find.
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wow, smoldering, ‘go-thither’ eyes? He doesn’t look pleased
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Dennis or Fabio, JJ ?
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Or Shaun, who looked great, but could never match the original for laughs.
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that is so not possible.
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Phooey, I could name any number of uglier sportsmen than our Wicky. Even including Bonus points for obnoxious TV adds with gaint rexona cans or F*cking John Laws…
Random pick: http://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/ghocking.jpg
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None have the organic ugliness of Ricky. He makes me feel sick.
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It’s the eyes.
Way too close together.
My neice has a toy that looks like Ricky and I just want to kick the thing.
But the real Ricky? I’ll take him.
Just ask the English how it feels to have a shit cricket team. We’re all old enough to remember right?
It hurts.
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This says it all http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/6375398/Unfortunate-juxtapositions-people-photographed-near-amusing-signs.html?image=1
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I’m not at all sure I like the double standard evinced here, i.e. saying that Ricky Ponting is one of the central Great Old Ones of the Lovecraft Mythos.
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Did you get modded?
Not that I know anything about cricket, but I always gathered Ponting was like one of the central Great Old Ones of the Lovecraft Mythos, but as reimagined by Brian Lumley.
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Old Ones? He’s not fit to lick Cthulu’s tentacles. Or testicles.
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Is this where we check to see if there’s anyone who hasn’t heard of genki?
And then see if they google it?
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you mean, ‘but crap?’
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Lol – I read Lumley’s The Burrowers Beneath last year, and thoroughly enjoyed it. It was crap though.
Genki?
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I see from Teh West today that Rob Broadfield is going to do live tweets this lunchtime whilst in the middle of a restaurant review.
how’s the soup, Rob?
too bad that the police are too busy tazering each other to zap someone that really deserves it. Tweet that.
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He was supposedly going to mention tonight’s gig in IC but didn’t. So yes taser it up.
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Harsh, skink. If anyone desreves it, it’s Rockotards.
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*deserves
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the combination of WA police officers, tasers, and Rockingham was always going to create a perfect storm of Worst.
someone should postulate a theory as to why these things seem to congregate in clusters
or did Darwin already do that?
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There is only disaster ahead for this one. When the call goes out from the public ” Taser him, taser the bastard”, the young constable will spin around and taser his fellow policeman. Now how are you goin to spin that , Klammie ?
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Don’t worry about it….I got hit by “lightening” yesterday for saying God is a twat.
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Er….the comment above was in reference to Snuff’s spelling hijinks. How did it end up here?????? Pooftas!!!!!!
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That’s where it’s supposed to be, hfp. skink’s was next in line, then Bill’s reply to him, and then yours. All good.
*We all make typos here, all the time, but some of us like to acknowledge them.
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Poofta!!!!!
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Pooftas?? Unexplained comment placement??? Inexplicable bewilderment??
Its all part of the endearing cauldron of mystery that is TWOP.
I would generally avoid referencing lame Eighties pop but in the words of a forgotten idol,
“Welcome to the Jungle”
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Don’t come the cauldron with me, chumbey. As for the 80s jungle, I can do one better: “The politics of wanking…oooooer, the politics of…oooooer…feelin’ good”. Reckon Snuff will be all over that one.
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Hint….Snuff, you yanked the Dead Kennedy’s on us in the Parrot circa ’85, so you must recognise the “Politics of xxxxx?” Hint, it aint wanking, but it’s a crap song nonetheless.
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As I’ve previously explained somewhere, hfp, if anybody yanked the DKs, it wasn’t me. Similarly, that shite wouldn’t have got within cooee of the decks on my shift. And as for wanking, well you can’t top this.
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I could easily reply to this but instead you could ask yourself why Snuff is allowed run a campaign of hatred and personaldenigration but I am not allowed to defend myself against those attacks.
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Well it’s a good thing he didn’t reply, hfp, because if it were possible, he’d have made even more of a dickhead of himself, for as you can see from the timeline, as always, I was responding to his
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*here
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Were you beaten as a child?
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jeez rich, you were going so well there for a while.
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Dear old Shazza, always chiming in with subtle vitriol two days after the main event.
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Hey Ricardo, speaking of vitriol, I get the vague and distant feeling you’re
not happy about something? :)
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Actually, Rich, Shazza’s comment was about 54 minutes after yours, which was about 25 hours after Snuff’s last. So…
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I thought shazzas post was laden with motherly pathos.
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Chumby? I have been called quite a few things on this site, but chumby?
As for the “politics of wanking”, Snuff is definitely your source of information on this subject.
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Listen up Chumby, the old Snufferoo is the big cheese on this ‘ere manor. If he wants to run a campaign of personal denigration then you’d best say “why thank you boss!!!” when’s he finished! (Hell have no fury as a DJ scorned!)
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To the best of my knowledge TLA is “the big cheese” of TWOP and I have never seen any evidence to prove otherwise
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Well this is exciting and different.
It’s gven me a Chumby.
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Ain’t it just, WAtching ?
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If this thread goes on for much longer there’ll only be room for one vowel per line.
Chumbies!
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What’s that ? Who’s the finalsist in the Big Kahunas ?
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Snuff just lets TLA think that, which just goes to show how fiendishly
clever he is.
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Broadfield? Live Tweets.
I’m so there.
Because there is nothing so offensive or charmless in a restaurant (unruly children aside) than some person blip-blip-bliping on their mobile device — either alone or whilst ignoring their
charming dinner companion“very special guest”.I hope we get a full 140 character run down on the aroma’s (sic).
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His torso, a child’s
Secretive folds and bulges
Hungry void beneath
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I am tyred of your slagging of Ricky.
Shove some Swisse men’s Ultivite down your silly leg.
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It’s just not cricket, I say.
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his inflated sense of his own importance leaves me flat.
what goes around…
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……..is usually a wheel?
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…or a dose of the clap?
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hahaha i saw the exact same car in morley with the tyre cover….absolute fail!
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