If it were me, I’d be separating Gang-Bang Nite and Ladies Nite by more than 1 day. I’m half tempted to try Kafei Van @Walcott, but I’m not really sure which Nite would suit me? Maybe I’ll take the boy to Family Rumble? Seen by Chris H.
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Almost as good as the Kitsch in Leederville. Can’t decide between Tues, Thurs, and Sun. Tues I think. Wow, 5% discount!
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And WTF is gang-bang nite anyway?
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Apart from groups of four or more diners?
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At least Gang-Bang Nite is a private function, as they are clearly only open from Tuesday to Saturday. Being closed on Sunday is an entirely justifiable jape. Those old buggers smell funny. As we’re clearly dealing with English as a second language, I’ll pass on the endless fun which might otherwise be had with the homepage. The menu looks terrific, but at a glance I’d have to go for the Winter Steam-Boat Special, given the 4 portions of Balls. I’m not sure Family Rumble Nite would be the best choice for the boy, TLA, if her visage is anything to go by. Thursday night with the Triffids tribute band might be the go.
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Triffids tribute you say? Better than Blue Hornet, surely?
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Pffft. Where’s their pdf ?
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Can you have a gang-bang night with only four people?
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This is also Ballardian.
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‘Scale replica’ DFOC casts aspersions at the aspirations of KafeiVan
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hand sanitizers? HAND SANITIZERS? haND sAniTIzErS?!?!?!?! :D
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WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CURIOS?!
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Family rumble nite , aka Nite nite , families think of innovative ways to put children to sleep.
This being close to North-bridge are they referring to gang-bang in the L.A. sense i.e. gang bangers or traditional Aussie , an what nite is Stripper nite?
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6-8pm Happy Hour Meals?
“In a land where an hour is 120 minutes long, you age very very slowly” Read in that Hollywood movie voice over guys voice.
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“Bona-petit”??
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similarly, amazing bit of design by Kristanto there
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I know I said I’d leave the homepage alone, but perhaps that refers to Bill’s recent affliction.
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There is nothing on that website which is any way not a B&S Ball level of appalling.
I mean “Soothing Bossa Nova Lounge Music”? What? James Last’s 40 Soundalike hits?
I was going to say something about The Tripads, but I hate jazz and they’re all aged under 16 so I think I’ll decline to comment and save the moderator a headache.
Places like that can offer large menus for a reason — high turnover and essentially the same basic ingredients that can be quickly re-purposed into other meals, but this place doesn’t know what it wants to be. And it’s at the Dog Swamp end of Walcott Street to boot.
The only nice thing that can be said about this place, prior to actually popping in an enjoying a meal is that the owners seem to enthusiastic and earnest (cf: complete obliviousness about the possible other meaning of “gang bang”), and apparently authentically Asian chefy types, so the food may actually be a hidden gem on the Perth scene that Broadfield will completely ignore in favour of some slophouse in the Western Suburbs.
Hopefully it becomes a regular haunt for Perth’s swinging set who must be sick of Wangara or wherever LPs is now — unless that’s the reason why they offer “hand sanitisers”. In that case I hope the food is better than that at Plato’s Retreat was reputed to be.
Just so I’m not being overly harsh before popping down next Monday (maybe at lunch so I can meet some care-free houswives), UrbanSpoon gives it a 50% rating from two people. And they have presumably spent quite a bit doing up the squash courts.
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I’m optimistic, Grrr. When the first Vietnamese restaurants started popping up around Northbridge in the ’80s, we swiftly realised that more often than not, the worse the English, the better the food.
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And I presume by hand sanitizers, they mean おしぼり.
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then this place ought to be ‘hawt-kwazine’ Snuffster
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*Brond became a made-for-TV movie directed by fellow Scotsman Michael Caton-Jones and featuring the actors Stratford Johns and John Hannah* grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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If there was a commenter I never expected to be ‘moderated’ it was you. I expect better from you miss lower case!!!
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i’m shocked. absolutely shocked.
and all i said was XXXXX XXXXX XX XXX XXXX XXXX!
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Commenters need to be even more careful when factors that may affect the worstee’s business are concerned.
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I’m still loading and reloading these fucking beautiful photos. The solemnity of the customers, echoes one of my favourite photo galleries, reaped from my mum’s camera, that covers several evenings of highly insipid would-be foodie gatherings and collects a comparable degree of purposelessness and veiled misery. Love ya Mum
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Do you really?
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O worthy Mod, now
My rhetoric rings hollow
Without ellipses
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I can’t believe commenters haven’t drawn attention to the “Bona-Petit”
Nothing like highlighting deficiencies pre-emptively.
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Then it’s thank God it’s Friday nite , see Mez above.
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