I’m thinking new management would deserve better than a handmade rainbow sign. On the other hand, they are selling crystals. I could swear that’s Thoth peeking out down there. And the surly dude at the bus stop in reflection also nice. From Pete F. Are you wearing a wedding dress or toga Pete or is it a trick of light/reflection? 
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The Worst of Perth 
Hilton?
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Not sure where this one is. There ae crackpot shops all over.
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I’ll put money on it.
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Crystal Shop is generally the last-gasp tenancy of a failed commercial centre, before it is finally bulldozed out of its misery. I assume this was previously a discount bookstore, and before that a shop selling dog-related nick-nacks.
Crystal Shop in Hilton should do fairly well though.
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You’ve got to change the filter on those dreamcatchers.
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Shoe shop is probably the last-gasp tenancy in Hilton.
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Fine Wines?
Hilton is scraming out for a Dan Murphys.
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It’s getting one. It’s the Morley of the South.
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And remember the Morley Dans crushed an early worst.
Maybe the same will happen here, although as Stu’s link points out, they won’t see it coming.
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Bollocks. That’d be more Hilton: the Bayswater of the South. You’ll struggle to find a fibro shack in Morley. Hamilton Hill is the Morley of the South and Coolbellup is the Embleton of the South.
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Coolbellup! Au contraire my friend.
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Bento, prior tenants – an imitation Good Sammys, not the real deal as even Good Sammys have deemed Hilton suburb non grata.
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ahhh how did I miss this, my office is 2 doors down and yes it’s Hilton
Best shop ever this one and the scene of a psychic worst late last year http://yelpar.blogspot.com/2009/12/psychic-fail.html
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Hilarious link, Stu. Onya.
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Good to see it is a Jewish business.
I will be buying my crystals from there.
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Recently broken in to – Police sources say the principal suspect is a female, 4 inches high with wings.
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?? why is there an article entitled
John Alderton pasted on the window
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I think a snap of a certain new age/conspiracy bookshop on Fitzgerald St, opposite North Perth Plaza, would be appropriate here. There’s been a sign in the window for the last several months stating that the shop is indefinitely closed due to unforeseen commitments. The delapidated shop signage and various faded handwritten posters in the window (i.e., Martin Bryant didn’t do it) produce a lovely image of urban decay.
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‘Try our fresh purified water’ – now get the fuck out before my basilisk gaze destroys you! That was my experience of said bookshop. I think he’s waiting for 2012.
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Over the past ten years I have been too scared to go into EITHER bookshop opposite the salubrious North Perth Plaza.
There’s that one with the Freemason all-seeing eye covering the front window just next to the crosswalk.
And the other one that claims to be a very big shop.
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The owner of the second bookshop to which you refer Orbea once cornered me, as is his usual practice, to tell me that hayeren is an Indo-European language spoken by the Armenian people. except that they just called it “հայերէն”. Hi Vincent!
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‘What am I, chopped livah?’ -actual quote
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They called chopped liver “հայերէն”, apparently.
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Chemistry, H.P. Lovecraft, linguistics – there’s no limit to the extent of my knowledge.
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One would think that business will pick up for him around 2012; might justify paying rent on a closed shop for the next year or two.
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North Perth Hangover Street.
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For those who care, Open Eye Books now appears to be a vanished worst. Only a bit over eight months to 2012 too.
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Come on down , the stuff is walkin out the door , get it before it does.
Fro all your spirit tool needs , yer crystal dolfins , yer new, yer old age, yer middle age. A container load just arrived from the Dally Lampost.
Don’t forget we are Sprite tool consultants to the Dockers.
The Sun , the moon and the Stars we’ve got em all covered.
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Rather than continually bashing thoroughly deserving battlers, how about the front page of the West this morning – Death Ray Bishop and Downwardloy mobile Forrest clinching.
Worstalicious.
That and the well-healed mob conducting a public rally – GET BACK TO WORK YA LAZY BLUDGERS
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julie bishop and twiggy at a ‘protest’ meeting – a whole new meaning to social unrest.
will they be fined for stopping work d’ya think?
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Billionaire reclusive miners rattling their jewellery for a Liberal Party rent-a-crowd.
Barely literate screams for “Axe the Tax”.
Surely the Guvmint can get these lazy bastards moving with some kind of Mining Executive focussed Star Chamber along the lines of the http://www.abcc.gov.au.
The step-sister of Joanna Lacson even got chauffered to the protest. Fucking hilarious.
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Oh yeah, Gina Rhinehart rocked up. Forgot about that. Got it all on VHS (spliced with Beags’ confessional)
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To think at one time Gina Reinhart might have been John Kizon’s sister-in-law.
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‘Billionaire at the barricades’ said Lateline last night. Where exactly are the unions in all this?
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I hope all TWOPers took the opportunity to cycle past and yell out “FU Cnuts.”
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Su-tek for all the girls you are.
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They could all set up a humble shopfront to peddle their views that they are just a bunch of battling miners and that any donations made, or purchases from their bric-a-brac, such as two-year-old HaulPacs and fluorescent vests,will
greatly swell their coffers and please their insatiable shareholdersaid to their small, but most worthy cause.Coming soon to a struggling local shopping centre where the CUBs live, but don’t shop, because they’ve all pissed off to the major regionals and big-box retailers in their SUVs and Chevy-badged Holden V8s.
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Lifted from Crikey 10 June Richard Farmer
A sick sight. Australia’s richest woman on the back of a truck using a megaphone to shout “axe the tax” must rank highly on any list of this country’s most revolting sights. Rarely has a billionaire exposed naked self interest in as ugly fashion as Gina Rinehart did in Perth yesterday. And only just behind on the list must come Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest doing his best to disguise his billions by dressing like a common or garden mining worker. It brought me close to puking just to look at and hear the pair of them on television. Double the mining tax for the greedy b’s is what I say!
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Julie’s looking like she wants to make rough love to him then bite his head off.
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Spotted in South Freo – Adele and the Beagle house hunting, well according to Inside Cover.
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BroyToy wasn’t with her?
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*it’s love*
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They will live happily ever after in their ginger bread house.
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Troy will never be able to gt a visa into Freo.
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that would explain the nervous look on twiggy’s face.
and the rising bile in my throat.
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Do you think she’s a V?
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not that good looking.
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Same creepy eyes though.
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Be very scared, SW.
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Eek!
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Hasnt she got big hands?
When Twiggy met Julie
Image courtesy of timposter
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In fairness, Julie Bishop does have one remarkable talent, which is to make whomever she stands next to look better qualified. When the Libs dumped Howard, Nelson, and then Turnbull, hers was one name that never came up. I really want Abbott to win the next election, and then get lost, or squashed, just to see what happens.
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Sorry, that’s not entirely accurate. Of course it was the good burghers of Bennelong.
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Thanks for that clip, Snuff.
Still brings a smile to my face.
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Could be time to re release my editing masterpiece Kevin Rudd Shoot rare birds?
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