Tinnie

Cookster sent this lovely photo, probably falling into the not worst category, from some worthy event or other in Bencubbin. I think there were issues with finding out that the place didn’t actually sell piss, but was more endorsing piss as a concept.

He also mentioned his debut in Wangle. Haven’t read it yet, but I hope it is about what a stupid name Wangle is (does it sound like it’s about wanking to you?) and questions why the articles are as interesting as a slightly damp teatowel.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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77 Responses to Tinnie

  1. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    From now on whenever someone presents me with a well-worn, uncontroversial, brazenly hormonal or just plain boring opinion I’m going to accuse them of “Anglin’ for a Wanglin’ “. There, I said it.

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  2. Grrr says:

    I like this. It’s delightfully rural in its quietude, just waiting for the Nationals to come along with his pot of cash and pay for an upgrade of the road, while Federal Labor is building a 4,000-seat sporting stadium for the local school.

    There is (or was) an actual Worst in style style, but with Swan and VB in Rocky Gully many years ago. And instead of a roof I believe it was half of the side if the house.

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  3. orbea says:

    didja take that photo through your mothers stockings?

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  4. Paracleet says:

    When did he get the promotion to Socialmedia Strategist?
    Is there a tactical equivelent?
    So many questions..

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  5. Paracleet says:

    Oh yes: definite Not Worst photo
    Although Swan Gold itself was a Worst.
    Couldn’t find the add for it I wanted but this one is almost as good:

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  6. Cookster says:

    Thanks to DFOC for alerting me to the goings on here at TWOP. Somewhat odd being lambasted on the website that I’ve often considered to be my second home… still, stick your head up and expect it to get shot off.

    My job title? Comes in handy when explaining to clients what we do. Does it make me a wanker? Well, quite possibly.

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  7. Cookster says:

    Jesus TLA, asking someone to concede that something they wrote as ‘pretty bad’ is a bit harsh. Imagine if I stood up at one of your gigs and said, “the physical comedy was praiseworthy, but you gotta admit the gag was pretty bad”…

    And yes Skink, using the Bishop McGowan double uppercut was a cruel, but highly effective blow.

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  8. Cookster says:

    By the way, that’s a house, but it’s in far better condition than the Bencubbin pub which was only accessible via a rear door because most of the building appeared to be condemned. Bastard place didn’t even open on Sunday.

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    • Snuff says:

      That is rough, Cookster, but the house is great, and as not worst as it gets. Kanpai !

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      • Bag O'Turnips says:

        You reckon they of the Swan Lager house might’ve been able to furnish you with a tinny, instead of the closed pub, on the Sunday, had you’ve asked nicely enough?

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        • Was in teh Cuntry Bag O. Wouldn’t have liked his daylight savings stance.

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          • Probably why they closed the pub on Sunday.

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            • Bag O'Turnips says:

              Why was that so? Was it that they knew the Cookster was in town and to spite him in regards to his views to DLS, thought they’d shut the pub and have the local yokels over at Swan Lager house and have a private Sunday Sesh, to which he was certainly not on the invite list?

              Or was it something far more prosaic, such as not having the local watering hole closed that day of the week, as per local custom?

              P.S. I agree with Cookster’s views, as expressed in Wangkle. Any more than two shakes there…

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              • Yes, Cookster’s brilliant argument that everyone who doesn’t agree with him is backward and retarded and DLS advocates are sooooo much smarter than everyone else was the main reason people voted against those arrogant cunts in the first place. I believe this line of argument will be equally effective in the future.

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                • Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

                  Or as a non-TWOPing friend of mine put it, ‘ Hey, yeah! Let’s have another compulsory trial, only this time indefinite, with yearly referendums until the result is ‘yes’!’

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                • Bag O'Turnips says:

                  Yes, we are only as smart as the lowest common denominator. Dare rise above the mediocracy (which is the prevalent social class in WA), you get put back in your place pretty swiftly and dubbed, as you so succinctly put it, an arrogant cunt.

                  I’d rather be called that than be tagged as a dullard. Or a fucking cunt for that matter.

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                  • Bag O'Turnips says:

                    And coincidentally, amongst other valid reasons, I am quite passionate towards being in favour of DLS, perhaps due to being born in one of those rare trial summers (1974-75).

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                  • The DSL advocates were not “daring to rise above mediocracy”, they actually were arrogant cunts and they lost because of it.

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                    • Bag O'Turnips says:

                      Fairy nuff, me says. They did tend to choke noisily while force-fed humble pie. Some of them admittedly were indeed FCs.

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                    • Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

                      Generally speaking, if you fail a referendum even once, that’s your cue to gracefully give up for a while

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  9. A reader pointed out a Wangle piece which out craps Teh Cookster by a cuntry mile.
    Arm Swinging? Really? Terible, terrible piece both ham fisted and long.
    http://www.wangle.com.au/rantrave/selfish-arm-swinging-pedestrians

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  10. The Legend 101 says:

    What is that a hotel or a house and Whos on drugs and whats funny im comfused so can someone please tell me whats going on.

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  11. The Legend 101 says:

    Dought what i did i say.

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