By Vic Demised. William Street Northbridge
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The Worst of Perth 
At least ‘Something’ is not in inverted commas and thus we can be assured that it is a genuine ‘something’.
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Ceci n’est pas une ute.
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C’mon Lazy. Give us a translation. What does it say?
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Don’t know the third one, but the first two are (a little disturbingly) Man and wife!
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and the last is slice, so I’m taking a stab at “Husband and wife sliced beef”.
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This reminds me of a dish I once had at a seedy-looking restaurant in Melbourne Street, Adelaide. “Chicken Strangetaste” it was listed as.
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Is that a bit of abalone in the mix?
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That’s the “wife”.
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So, the “man” might be sea cucumber?
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Man = Beef
Wife = Clam
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Depending which market it may be pitched at, the “husband” element may contain skinless sausages, of beef variety. ‘Tis usually the pork sword variety that is sheathed.
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And nothing about the stone boozie and doodle background I went all the way to Wuhan in China to bring back for youse?
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Come from the same place as this dish?
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Tittilating as it might be, the background is too chinkie if there are no nips in view.
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You see no nip?
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Not on the background.
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Jesus really? I positioned a massive, exquisitely chselled nip just to the left that hove magnificently into view as you scrolled down. What about the doodle top right?
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Hey gramps, try right-click -> ‘View Image’ on your browser. Talk about bazookas, looks like she done near shot through that marble
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Nor the wee willy neither, on my iMac, just half of a right leg.
The original jpeg via the link is fine.
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Ah, maybe you need a more magnificent monitor.
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Yea, verily!
‘Tis indeed so.
16 x 9 ratio is too narrow.
Mess around a bit with the width and I can achieve your desired result.
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http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/05/11/travel/funny-signs.html?ex=1289361600&en=5dee31738fec082f&ei=5087&WT.mc_id=TR-D-I-NYT-MOD-MOD-M149-ROS-0510-PH&WT.mc_ev=click#/4be462a3d141b9196e00004a/
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It’s basically beef and organs
肺片 means lung slices, but can also be a generic term for offals. 夫妻 means married couple, named so because the people who invented it were a married couple – not exactly very creative.
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuqi_feipian
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Thanks bb. So in that case calling it “Something” was probably a smart move!
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In unrelated news, The ABC has a headline “Mystery attacker disembowels school goat.”
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The lovely Alan Brown, AKA comedian Vic Demised who submitted this worst, passed away a few days ago. Sad.
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My condolences, TLA.
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We only chatted a little on Fb recently, but when I started comedy in the 1990s he was a huge part of the scene.
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Sorry to hear that, TLA. Always enjoyed his contributions here.
Vale, Vic.
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Sad News – He was my FB Friend as well – wondered why he hadn’t posted for a long time :-(
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Forgot to add I’ll bet he’s up in heaven exchanging those war stories with the late Reg Whiteman aka The Obese Feline of tales of Raw Eggs a Juggling and Startled Rabbits jumping into the Feline’s mouth on Live TV.
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