Ahh, yeah, but has this graffiti on a Hay Street Jewellers time travelled from the 80’s? From Patrick.
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The Worst of Perth 
Love the font.
The kerning needs work.
TLA: What is the name of the outlet?
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Yes. I think that when it comes to graffiti, sans-serif always works best.
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Wow. Let it go, man.
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Tráiganme la cabeza de Marco Bicego.
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Someone was describing the Marracoonda Lodge as a Perth Landmark?
It is now a vanished worst…
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What a pity. It could have served as an Immigration Detention Centre.
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I blame the Jews.
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i thought everybody did.
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I blame Bondy. I reckon he’s behind the razing of the Marracoonda and is proposing to develop some tilt-up spec units.
But he’ll run off with the dosh of those fools who ought to know better and thus will remain a barren piece of dirt for years to come.
This says “Welcome to Perth” in such an eloquent way like nothing else. Except the late Marracoond itself.
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I love it.
But I don’t get it.
Can anyone help?
Am I missing some WA Inc link??
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Seconded, DFOC. I agree: the pure artistry and the depth of defeated outrage feeling, all present and correct.
But in the words of Tony Martin and Mick Molloy all those years ago, “what’s that all about?”. I saw the post not long after it came up last night. Could’ve been the first to make a comment, but I was speechless, puzzled.
A sui generis Worst.
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I believe the quote is, “What’s all that about?”
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The answer, DFOC, is in the identity of the business. So how ’bout it TLA
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I don’t know. Patrick just said Hay Street Jeweller.
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Can’t think of any Bond related jewellers?
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Is it the model? Who would be popping up at Westfield who might have been involved back then?
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Frank Lowy?
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Frank Lowy?
Bond-like, but smarter
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such strange, random graffiti – i love it!
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Well there’s grafitti and grafitti, munk:
“The painter painted: Melbourne loses its treasured Banksy”
http://www.theage.com.au/national/the-painter-painted-melbourne-loses-its-treasured-banksy-20081213-6xzy.html
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indeed there is Shreikster, indeed there is.
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Beautiful, beautiful work pantsimunk. And I am so loving the word “ubercunt.”
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quite partial to it myself SW…..
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Cabbies across Perth will be breathing a sigh of relief, the worst words you could hear after waiting for a fare at the airport for half an hour is “Marracoonda Lodge please” all up a $4.80 fare (pre airport exit fee days)
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When in Perth I always stay at the Formula 1 for that reason.
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No. It’s when Chas Licciardello asks for a ride.
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That looks like a Turner Prize entry.
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i see Jon Bono Butler’s ‘Tree Man – the musical’ just got its third act.
May i be so bold as to say ‘good riddance’?
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Tree man dives into mulcher to make a point
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Only half time intermission with that drama Bento. Now Richard’s attention seeking fuckwit friend is getting all Law and Order in the local magistrates court. More worsts to come.
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His mate has form as a serial civic nutcase up in the hills, too.
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Manys the FIFO worker from up north who has spent two weeks ensconced in the Marracoondah, watching TV and smoking dope, cos they couldn’t be arsed to go all the way back to Melbourne for their time off.
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■”Smoke from burning numbats blankets Perth. The Conservation Dept “Makes no apologies” for incinerating culled numbats, citing a sudden wind” or Numbnuts set fire in order to cull genetically deficient asthmatics.
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I thought I could smell smouldering flesh on the wind when I was out and about earlier.
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we might as well start with them eh Billo
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We can gradually work our way up to pandas.
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Num what ?
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What you’ll get if you sit on this.
An endangered species alright.
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Wow, someone just asked me ‘Are there any, um, specialist poetry stores in Perth?’
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Why would you need that, when we’ve got all the haiku you can handle, right here?
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Nah you must have misheard JJTS. I’m sure they said “Specialist Poultry Stores”.
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I could sell that poor misguided fool Beat poetry at the Hip-E Club car park by giving them a recital at 3:59AM, by glassing the cunt≤/a> by beating with a broken stubby, kicking them to the ground and to effect the sale, relieving them of their cash or credit card.
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Berets and cardies sold out.
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Coke-bottle glasses still available, though.
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And beer goggles if they should take up the once-in-a-lifetime Beat Poetry Offer.
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Hark starving poets
Shipment of Moleskines just in
Write yourselves silly
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He gazéd high, he scoured, lo;
In the nothing of the vasty deeps,
Gest’ring at the oblivious peeps,
The grimy mirror of his woe.
The poet’s path is far from clear,
No psychopomp will light the way,
Nor tarry long to dissect rough clay:
The words are neither far nor near.
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I trust you directed them here, JJ, or at least here.
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I let my disbelieving silence do its work. Coincidentally, I was at that very moment halfway through laughing at someone for name-dropping the Ezra Pound bar and then revealing that he thought Ezra Pound ‘must’ve been the name of a jazz singer or something’. Yeah congrats buddy. God bless Perth.
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That’s pretty floury language there, JJTS.
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Good to have a trendy bar named after a fascist sympathizer.
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Yeah, that’s what people were saying when the ‘WHADAYA MEAN POET’ bombshell dropped. Next he argued that ‘maybe they just thought it was a good name and didn’t know he was a fascist sympathiser’. Uh, YEAH MAN, MAYBE
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