And Jesus is flouride treated too. Christians can always find a new level of risible. Came across an ad for a local group with US affiliations that read “Poking holes in the darkness so Jesus’ light can shine through.” This one from Outrage Cohen.
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
City Beach?
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I am so liking the Living Waters concept juxtaposed with the dead desert shithole of a verge.
Is it Registered?
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It is to water what this is to hope…
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I’d like to see a blind taste test, Jesus vs Speights.
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“Like sex in a canoe.
It’s Fucking near jesus.”
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John 7:37
On the last and greatest day of the Feast, Jesus stood and said in a loud voice, “If a man is thirsty, let him come to me and drink. – Sounds like an advertisement for a pub.
Once again DFOC, you’re eagle gerbalist eye has bought us a beauty.
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It sounds like an advertisement for something shazza. But it’s definitely not a pub.
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If you’re going to stick around, then get a gravatar, you cunt.
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See Natalia Fan #1 I told you!
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Two birds ones stone…
That was primarily for your benefit shazz…
But seriously SW…
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I like this gravatar. It is somehow shreikinger.
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Fuck. Didn’t work.
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Testing
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Shriek
Shrieking
Shriekinger (if you must)
Sorry, but…
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Ahem?
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Testing 2
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You and your gravatars, Esme…
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Good to see some solid Scriptural discussion making it back into the forum. My lack of gainful employment today dictates that some Scriptural haiku will soon be winging their way toward your thirsty souls. Just waiting for the living waters and Nurofen Plus to overtake my hangover.
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Slam Jesus down fast, Speights drinking Satan spewing Gillo’s laugh echoes…
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Very nice haiku LA, but shouldn’t you be doing some work or something? What is it exactly that Curtin pays you for? Perhaps I’m bitter because of the scanty, not to mention asinine material provided to me to run a weekly two hour seminar, which I undertook to do on the presumption that the course was “fully prepared”.
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Drop in and see for yourself. Right now I’m writng Chinese on a whitebooard.
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Please disregard LA pointed invective in previous comment. Just annoyed that a full-time “academic” has the temerity, if not brazenness, to write and coordinate such a poorly prepared course.
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That’s not a topic I’m able to make comments on.
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Haiku to self:
Fret not because of
The wicked; and envy not
Woks of wrongdoers
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works – though “woks” almost works
Ps 37:1, BTW
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Woks is much better
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We’ll see if this works.
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Apparently not.
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No, wait!
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Well worth the wait, as the offical TWoP gravaphiliac, I endorse this choice.
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Thanks shazz.
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You’ve got good things to whisper in the ears of Bob and Cookie, for a change.
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I thought Bob and Cookie were an item, and Esme was their fag hag.
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Like this you mean, Shazza?
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you can get it preaching a sermon
you can get it chasing a young nun
you can get it singing about joy
you can get it seducing a choir boy
you can get it killing the fatted cow
matter of fact I’ve got it now
For a hard earned thirst, you need a big cold Messiah, and the best Messiah is…Jesus
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it’s got WA in it!
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Youse guys are funny.
This is on the fringes of Mandurah.
“The waters…they’re alive!”
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Be great if this was on the banks of the Serpentine, in deepest darkest Geogrup, say. “Take me to the river, drop me in the water”
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Do these good old boys belong to this here congregayshun?
Squeal, boy.
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Squeal, Warner Brothers.
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Only open on Sundays – WTF!!
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Jesus, mount preacher,
About drinkin, he’ll teach ya
I died for youse cunts.
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Speaking of cunts, one of youse should try for a guest post on First Blog:
http://blogs.crikey.com.au/firstblog/
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Really? My first glance showed someone posting out of focus cat pics.
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I think that was my point. First Blog has extremely low standards.
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Precisely why i like it. We have a lot in common.
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If it was an out of focus bad sculpture of a cat, that would be worthy
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Nice!
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Haiku that is, even if not Scripturally based.
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Good place to belong
Micro-Caanan on the verge
Drive-by scripture snack
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Awesome – I bow down to the master.
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Only a master of Evil, Nat Fan.
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Let’s not get caught up in petty dualisms.
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Youse of little faith
Try lightly carbonated
Precious blood of Christ
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I appear to be having serious gravatar difficulties.
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Oh, it worked. Definitely shreikinger.
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Gravatars take a little while to “take” sometimes.
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Gravacunts.
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I am in awe at the awsomely awesome awesomeness:
http://www.yayhooray.com/thread/115679/Best-use-of-Live-Journal-(Official)?page=778
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i don’t like your grav, in fact I cunting hate it shriek
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Too shreiky?
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We may have to get Shazz’s and MP’s opinions on the matter.
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I really liked the Dino.
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At least it has some colour SW, unlike… umm best I better not say.
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I feel it only fair that WAtching weigh in on the matter.
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Don’t leave Richarbl out SW, he may cry.
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You are truly wise, shazz. There is much to what you say.
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She may be wise expect for her comments about Richarbl, they are invariably inaccurate and consist of nothing but cheap shots and predictable responses.
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That should be except, damn, its difficult to return insults with incorrect spelling!
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Richie, why do you have to be so cranky all the time? Twas said in humour. Persecution complexes and blogging clearly do not, good bedfellows, make.
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I could easily say the same about your amateur and inaccurate psychological assessments.
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Meh!
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This story just popped up, how appropriate, http://au.yahoo.com/s/181409
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Not sure what it is SW, but it just screams shriek, or does it shriek scream.
As for you Rbl…
Are you calling me the new Snuff?
If so… cool. Obviously the counselling is working- slowly
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Hoy WAtching. get back to work.
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Amazingly inaccurate WAtching. WOW! And they call me paranoid!
At least I glad the counseling is working for you
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Should I get some popcorn or something?
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Just a small one SW, it gets boring real fast.
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You’re not wrong shazza, its about time we began to discuss something interesting.
But of course we are locked into the same old merry go round of personal degradation and character assassination.
Don’t you think its time we moved on?
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Hasn’t your therapist talked to you about ‘hooks’ yet Rbl?
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As in “Get your cunthooks off my Mrs Macs!”?
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Oh, that wouldn’t have made sense. Supposed to be in reply to Pfortner’s “Hasn’t your therapist talked to you about ‘hooks’ yet Rbl?”
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Actually no Pforts but this site is crammed full of amateur psychoanalysts so there is no reason why you shouldn’t get involved as well.
So tell me, what are these “hooks” you speak of?
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‘hooks’ are what one’s provocators use to ‘fish’ for a response.
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was it Freud or Jung who first identified the fucktard?
to quote from DSM4:
‘A fucktard is a special variety of retard whose condition arises not from clinically demonstrable neurological impairment, but from buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind.”
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“buttersnap shitfuckery” certainly has a ring of the Jungs about it.
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Better a cuntard than a fucktard.
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Thanks pforts, one should learn something everyday.
Thanks skink for your clever yet unsurprising response, a good read as always but perhaps you could’ve have used your expertise to explain WAtching’s baffling comment instead of the usual Pavlovian response because I haven’t a clue what the fuck he is on about.
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HMmmm…
’nuff rope methinks.
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i LERV it, SW! Psychadelic man!
There, now, can we stop picking on Rich because it’s so fucking boring.
I’d rather look at turds…http://bit.ly/9QFM4r
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why isn’t it working? i’m so confused:
http://bit.ly/9QFM4r
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Bristols and turds, does that lead us back here?:
http://the-dedicated-onanist.blogspot.com/2009/12/love-isbad-breath.html
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onnie, that has to be the single most putrid thing i have ever allowed myself to keep watching and i worship at the altar of your magnificence for your posting it.
http://bit.ly/cd8nmv
i of course shared it with everyone i know last time because it’s all about sharing the love right?
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It’s misplaced sympathy i fear mp. He thrives on it.
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oh it’s not about Rich at all Shazza, it’s all about me, me, me, me, me, me!
But thanks for thinking that my heart still works. It gives me hope to believe that my porn addled brain will one day, once again, feel normal human emotions.
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You’ve a heart of gold mp. BTW, the Fag Hag clip was for you, just forgot to post a comment with it. Hope you enjoyed.
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I thank you for the your superior insight monkeypants but perhaps not entirely necessary although quite true.
Yes it is boring shazza, I don’t mind your insults if they are deserved but your typically disparaging comments have no merit or substance.
Get the fuck over yourself, this blog is not about me in case you haven’t noticed.
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Hmmm…
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That’s the funniest comment of the day Rich, and you had some stiff competition.
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can we get a list of which insults were deserved and which had no merit?
it would help us fine tune our targeting mechanisms.
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Good to see you are still having a chuckle shazza.
Is that not the point of this blog?
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Loved the clip shazza thankyou. made me chuckle. i have been called a “beard” before but never a fag hag fortunately.
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Perhaps you need to get yourself a set of these:
http://www.lazertits.com/
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That was in response to pants.
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lazertits? fucking magnificent SW. i think i’m in love!
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My therapist told me it wasn’t all about me. I’d like to know who the hell I was paying him to talk about.
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What’ve you buggers been doing all day ?
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