Some Cocos palms for you. Do not be distracted by the cyclist apparently wearing a heavy but cropped bearskin fur coat on a 37 degree day. Do not drop your eyes. Focus Cocos. There’s nothing to see lower down, stay on target.Do not under any circumstances look at the cyclist. Don’t forget I’ll be on ABC Afternoon show with Gillo at 1pm today. I know she’s no Eoin Cameron ( aaaaarch puke) but unlike Eoin, she won’t be doing the same show she was doing 35 years ago.
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Not Mad Dog per Chance ?
Oh and ask her about her mum and how her previous place of employment eploys Dr Karl, Jenny Satan, Brendan T Moylan and his god awful Country Music (He was the MC at the City muster) and of course Peter (EDR) Waltham.
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Shades of this one…
or this one…
I love a little action with my worsts
Where was this taken?
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Great shot by the way.
Love the way the road stretches painfully into the distance ahead of our protagonist.
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Was it a passenger, or the driver who captured this shot TLA?
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I think I can see the passenger side window frame in this one shazz.
I’d like to know the location.
So many questions…
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Very close to here
but going out of the city
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Looks like approximately 228 Charles Street, North Perth, WAtching.
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Yes WAtching me too, which is why the question was meant to be funny. I had visions of LA driving with his feet while leaning across to get the money shot.
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At the wheel was the Bedford Crackpot Confraternity, whose organic gardening activities mean that he no longer comments here.
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Damn activities. I miss the BCC, although his Gateway to Dog Swamp will live forever.
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Yes I miss Bedford Crackpot too.
Good luck today on the airwaves TLA. I shall be listening intently.
ps. I found a pint of Guinness at that Irish bar up the road handy before I did any ABC radio talk.
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What Irish bar? Seriously, where is it?
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You know the one under the hotel across from the Sheraton? Shit I need to go into Perth more often. It’s on Adelaide Tce. Is it the Langley plaza? There’s been an Irish bar there for yonkers.
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Fenians’?
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Yes it’s Fenians, at the Novotel Langley.
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Jeez, how long since you’ve been into the city. Don’t you remember the bushy prince?
ABC has been in new East perth for long time.
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Shit, of course. Clearly it has been quite some time.
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You may end up bumped for the Tree man TLA.
It’s all on in Thornlie.
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cunt in a tree?
http://perthbands.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=4370;type=avatar
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Cuntree, and western.
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Yes orbea. I have developed an irrational hatred for tree man. The guy has fucking cocos in his front yard. Tree lover my arse. Fuckwit!
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that one way sign is at the end of my street
are you stalking me?
do I have to lock the doors at night?
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I don’t know who should be more worried- yourself or the good burghers of Inglewood.
But I know I would be worried.
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Shouldn’t you be at the media drinkies WAtching?
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Me?
How about you?
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Cocos = Worst.
Registered Lawn = Worst
Bike Riding Wooly Mammoth = Not Worst.
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You can’t make this stuff up, shaz.
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Yes he seems more perthonality than worst.
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And his whole persona is a death blow to metrosexuals everywhere.
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Hang on. That bloke on the bike. Are we sure it’s not Russell Woolf?
http://www.abc.net.au/perth/programs/720_afternoons/
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We’d need a shot of him mounting the kerb to be sure, SW.
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Good god, that photo brought a wave of intense homesickness over me that i wasn’t expecting. Hot dry cocos bright glaring heat brick brick brick. aaaahhhhh. memories.
Bike riding woolly mammoth = Genius Shazza!
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Propranolol works for me, mp.
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Looks great snuffy, might give it a whirl this weekend.
i’m gonna the bikeriding trick as well is senor monkeypants is keen!
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and that again: “try the bikeriding trick” “if” –
too much work is not beneficial to ones blog post spelling abilities.
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Go back to Cuntghanistan.
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is that next to cuntopolis SW? i couldn’t find it on google maps.
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I understand it’s just across the border from the former Soviet republic of Titbekistan, Pants.
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Of course it is – my bad.
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Why are all Yeti photos just slightly out of focus?
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i think it’s because the universe understands that the human brain can only take so much ugly, Bento.
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It’s would be bad enough having all that fur in 40˚C, but imaging the extra heat build-up as a result of the increased wind drag as well as the extra physical effort needed to compensate for it!
Brave, brave heart, for sure.
Most decidedly ‘not worst’.
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Haiku 6006:
Cyclist Rolly is
Riding south for the winter
Showing his cocos.
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This looks more like rolly to me, DFOC.
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:-D
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I’d say his hirsute condition may actually be quite effective in improving aerodynamic efficiency. Without the fur he’d be creating a much larger envelope of low pressure drag. Think dimples in the golf ball style.
All lycra tosspot cycling suits should come with an additional layer of human fur for this very reason. We could be winning cycling gold, swimsuit style if all our Olympic cyclists looked like our grizzly friend here.
Then there’s the additional benefit of cancer reducing SP factors, it must be up there with the finest reef oils available to humanity.
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PET ( = Please Excuse the Typos.)
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i like this rolly – you have just shaved valuable time off my retypes. Merci!
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I don’t think it’s Mad Dog, unless he’s traded his 70’s ten speed for a more modern bike. And bought some shoes.
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Not Mad Dog, this is the Hairy Bike Riding Man. Both have facebook fan pages.
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Superb.
Such magnificently erect yet dilapidated palms.
I assume this masterpiece is yours, TLA, as there’s no credit?
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Cocos palms my arse. They are hideous alien death-monsters who are simply biding their time.
Open your eyes, people!
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Words fail me, this is the kind of divine worst that operates entirely in the visual sphere
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Believe, Pfort. Believe.
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It wasn’t back hair that killed the beast…
Just to reiterate
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Gratuitous Things That Shit Me: Fairfax headlines edition:-
“Woman hit in head by golf ball.”
“Next big thing – Jen may have to chew fat”
“‘SBY’s gift to PM stirs a storm in teacup”
You can’t make this up.
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Link:
http://www.theage.com.au/
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Come to think of it…
TLA: What compelled you to take that shot? The Cocos or the rider?
You didn’t follow him for a few k’s until a Cocos came into sight? You could have got him with this…
Did you follow him all the way to Dog Swamp?
Did his tail Wag? Do Yetis have a tail?
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So are you asking me if the river dolphins really died of ennui?
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What I am really asking is- What prompted you to reach for the camera-
a) The Yeti
b) The Monstrous Cocos
I am fully aware that ennui IS killing the river dolphins.
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Why does the sun shine, WAtching? Why do the fishes swim?
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why does the kangaroo?
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Did you text into the show Mez. Saw on the screen tell him to take of his sunglasses.
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yeah, I was getting bored with her questions
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I think all radio interviews of TWOP have in common that the interviewer thinks it will be an easy segment they don’t have to research or think about the questions beforehand. A shame. Parky or Denton might have got something more substantial out of it.
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Now if it were an interview with Sattler….. or any of the 6PR “personalities”, they would be heading for the jungular about how their ehgos have suffered cos we pricked them with a rusty nail.
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I reckon Glenn Mitchell and Karen Tighe would have done a better job
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Especially in regards to the Dennis Lillee posts :-)
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To be honest TLA, the interview was excrutiating, and there was nought you could do about it.
The listeners were always going to miss the point, and they were always going to phone in with “worsts,” like “tailgating,” “salad” and “fishing laws.”
And you were never going to get to say what you REALLY think about them.
Can we worst 720?
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The highlight for me WAtching, was TLA’s ‘I was born an Iceberg man, and I’ll die an Iceberg man’.
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Yes.
Suitably cryptic for an already baffled audience.
They may have choked on their Metamucil.
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Me too Mez.
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Did i hear the rustling of hair in the long bushes,the murmur of scouldered farts in the hallway,nay,just the quiet trembling of follicles and the angst cry of back,sack & crack waxing at midnight….Oooowwwwww!
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Whoa the crack is back.
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hairy cyclist has a facebook fan page:
http://da-dk.facebook.com/pages/For-everyone-who-knows-the-hairy-guy-that-rides-the-bike-on-Wanneroo-Rd/312147961664
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I’ve already told you. It’s Russell Woolf:
http://www.abc.net.au/profiles/content/s1857057.htm?site=perth
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OMG saw the same bloke with his top off riding on Wanneroo RD about 2 weeks ago.
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Spotted on Wanneroo Rd yesterday evening – so the mythical man rides in winter as well as summer. It was too dark for a snap and no enough palms in sight.
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This guy is well known nor perth. Wanneroo rd come hail rain or searing heat. No shirt! He works at the Australian taxation office too!
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