I’m really going to visit this place myself. If I ever go missing, look for my remains at this spot in Nedlands already featured twice in the past two weeks. Maybe I should set up a stall? This reader submission is a little bit scary. 
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
Was the submitter Wayne?
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fantastic!
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I think there must be a hole in the space-time fabric.
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No doubt there will be a hole in THAT fabric, probably several.
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I’ve just finished reading ‘The Time Travelers Wife’. Could this series of photos be an example of Chrono-Displacement Disorder?
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It’s what happens when you impel a rare moment of caprice just a little too far.
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Well just as long as we’re safe from attack by legions of space-zombies from the planet Mong…
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I haven’t tried Caprice. Is it Christian Dior ?
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no, it smells like rhubarb.
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always found it amusing that holden name a motor vehicle ‘caprice’ – A sudden, unpredictable action, change, or series of actions or changes
Aussies just promote the crap out of random acceleration, dodgy electronic and energy polarizers.
Toyota have to engineer such vaguaries into the car, and then cry at Senate committees
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If Brocky said the Holden needed an energy polarizer that was good enough for me. He was no Tim Johnston although his missus may not agree.
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Fuel star is useless, expensive and could well be using orgone energy courtesy Dr Erik Dowker. Brocky lives on in morgue attendants everywhere
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$5 says it was Tim.
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I was thinking Chong.
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I think these are being staged now
next I want to see a copy of The West Australian folded so that Paul Nurry’s column is showing.
that is bound to be a conversation started
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Staged? You think?
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The second event was genuine.
Who staged this one TLA?
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“reader submission”. sure lazy…
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I have never been to this location.
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Who sent it dammit?
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I see I’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to get one past you lot.
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You!
Of all people. Why? WHY?
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I was going to the City Muster (which was a total bust – was it even on?? All I saw was one car flag), and thought it would be an easy side project.
The old bloke who walked past me taking photos of a t-shirt on the ground appeared almost as bewildered as the gentleman in your Hung Phat masterpiece.
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I cant beleive you were covering the “Muster.”
Now thats ballsy.
Why don’t you try “The Ranges” in Midland?
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Oh, it’s on.
Did you get to see Koondoola Plaza Shopping Centre while you were out in Southeast Darch?
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I did.
But you can’t get a photo of piss stink.
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It’s a Worst of Perth shirt skinkmeister.
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Can I please see Max Kay pashing Patty Chong while Edwina Nattrass looks on, eating a pie.
TY.
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And Mark McGowan scratching his ring.
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and Troy Buswell sniffing … no forget it.
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I want to see Julie Bishop slutting up to Basil Zempilas. Shall we just have an MS paint contest?
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Outstanding.
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Basil
Zempilas
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i was at a furniture exhibition recently that troy opened. unsurprisingly much of the conversation revolved around the fact that troy was in the same room as some seats and didn’t sniff them.
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Merry’s Furniture vegan?
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bahahah no WAY that’s insane? who organised that? what the tits?
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an exhibition of rather nice and extremely expensive furniture by a chap called jon goulder, organised by FORM.
http://www.form.net.au/industry-development/exhibitions/upcoming-exhibitions
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WTF is it with Buswell and furniture?
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They have a wonderful sense of humour, though you have to wonder at Buswell agreeing to participate.
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Beags fans who are also users of a certain social networking site may appreciate what we did to the Troy Buswell Support Group once the original admins relinquished control
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Nice work Pfortner and co. For that you can pull my finger.
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Excellent work Pforts,Troys gone a bit the way of the Sattler tho. What about a go at Klarg O’Callamitty. Now there’s one sucker who needs sendin up.
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an intimidating prospect Bill but a worthy cause indeed
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Don’t imagine that I am in any way sticking up for Buswell as I am very happy to take the piss at every opportunity…
but I am not sure it is possible for him to attend any function where there wasn’t at least one chair in the room.
And furniture in an art gallery won’t actually have been used – so sniffing the chairs would be no different to say sniffing the odd chiffonier.
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he sniffs chiffoniers as well?
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That sounds like the kind of thing a sympathiser would say. Buswell lover!
Also: anyone who questions the government’s internet filter is a pedophile.
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It’s the association for me Cimbali. It still feels a bit too soon.
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Turdcunt.
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after checking my bible for a definition on the above i now am going to drink away the information and visual that i cannot wipe from my front of mind. it could get messy.
http://bit.ly/a35NBU
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I was also referring to perpetual crotch-fart Julie Bishop.
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I thought you may have been referring to the very unfortunate women’s trouble – Rectal Vaginal Fistula
http://www.steadyhealth.com/Rectal_Vaginal_Fistula_t61257_st70.html
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Bogus worsts notwithstanding, your recent tweets LA, are pretty fucking funny.
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Lazy Aussie, dont you have a record of who has purchased your garments?
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They should be fitted with tracking-devices.
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set the beagle onto the case?
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These shirts really are for sale??!! I thought it was all part of the joke – I’ll take a dozen or two of the Bunbury of the North for my two headed mates of the south
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Wot fuck. There are quite a few Perth Bunbury of the north on the streets now. I have found the mandurah Canals perth’s Venice to be the best tshirt though.
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no, I don’t like that one it looks like some strange poo stain in a bathtub. But, as soon as I pay off this credit card, sign me up for Bunners.
Do you have a size 10 slim?
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Well exactly. That was taken from the original ads. Yes all sizes.
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I dunno TLA. “Do you have a size 10 slim”
Maybe check the Urban Dictionary before making out the order. Just saying, thats all
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Just strap ’em on and let God sort ’em out.
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it’s cool, I went ahead with the order. Teal
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Mez, you’ll see me about Freo in my green one.
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black is the only colour.
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Teal is the new black
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Here’s the challenge – a photo of Nurry, Barra or Sattler in the same location.
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