CB One sends a couple more pertinent shots from the Southbound Festival. I’ll bet they were howling after sucking these dry. I didn’t know Old Howlin’ came in this packaging. Are they wine shooters? You don’t even have to remove the bags from the box these days. How lazy is this society of ours?
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The Worst of Perth 
Howling Wolf, Crouching Upchucker?
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Does it come in Crouchen Reisling?
While we are talking about wine names- I’ve always liked “Wet Yawn.”
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I believe these bags allow you to administer the wolves intra-venously.
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Wow, like on a drip. Cool.
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those little trolleys with the hook for the drip are the latest hip accessory for emo’s these days
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I think you’ll find they prefer to be referred to as ‘Elmos’.
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Thank you Bento.
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I got your back.
More golden Twitter news, by the way. The nurse one is a particular favourite.
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“Hostile Witness?”
Indeed!
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You’re stealing all my lines, that ECU gag was my fave. Fuck off back to work Bento.
(yes I’m drinking and blogging)
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In related news, my proxy of choice has now been blocked. I am not inclined to pursue a game of cat and mouse with the IT boffins.
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Welcome to the split shift. It’s not so bad.
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They told Kerry Packer cricket under lights would never work. We’ll make TWOP-By-Night the barnstorming phenomenon it deserves to be, WAtching.
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MAybe i could spruce it up with an 8: 30 Post.
Were you and shazza talkin about ShamWow last night?
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Karrinyup? Lucky you weren’t knifecrimed in the car park.
I’m not entirely comfortable with your blatant subverting of the Worst selection protocol. I’ll get up, we’ll all get up, it’ll be anarchy.
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Anarchy. I thought we were calling it “the rapture.”
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Fuck it, I wrote the same thing earlier then deleted it as I didn’t think it would click.
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I thought these might be to help bogans sneak booze to the foreshore on Oz day. Should fit down the pants fine. Well easier than a 4 litre cask anyway.
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Probably need more than one, though. Perhaps you could fashion a belt out of them?
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you just gotta be careful not to make a complete ass of yourself!
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this would also work as a douche or an enema
any way is better than through the mouth, when you might accidentally taste it
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Perfect for the wine rack !
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Straw through the top was the preferred method that I saw. Red wine, through a straw, in the heat. Let’s just think about how awesome that would be………..
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Having drunk too much red with friends, my wife staggers to the bathroom with her hand to her mouth.
After several minutes, Mark goes to check on her.
He is then heard to loudly say “Oh my God, it looks like someone has been stabbed to death in here”.
Unable to locate the toilet, red wine has been projectile vomited over the bathroom fittings, walls and floor.
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You got a photo, right? That would so beat Krazy Kym’s Domaine Chandon sink pizza shot.
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I’m wondering why I didn’t colour adjust and unsharp mask these pics. Ahh, when in Rome.
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I like this photo very much. A Howling Wolves squeeze pack recumbent and drained lifeless on the ground. Symbolic of general decline in society. Like the bacchanalian lifestyles of the average Roman before the fall of empire.
It doesn’t change the fact, however, that my pure gold Howling Wolves shots have not been published. Outrage.
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