From Matsuo from the Wesley precinct, where all those Elmos hang out. I wonder if they were there today in 43 degree heat. This reminds me of a pavement pizza I saw in the snow of Beijing which was obviously spaghetti Bolognese, however I had not seen a single italian restaurant in the entire city. It was like a clue to a secret society. Anyhow, Matsuo says…
Here’s a snap from the new ‘Wesley Precinct’ in the city last night about 10:30, next to the Church, off William Street
That’s a can of red bull. Its rather a splendid statement, for mine. Its also a rather spectacular splaying effect, not to mention the considerable quantity of material.
There was also a fair punch-up a metres away, spilling all over the street.
It sums up my Perth experience so far.
Matsuo 
The Worst of Perth 
actually made me want to hurl. truly worst.
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Too much of this…
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Yuk.
I’m sorry this sums up Matsuo’s Perth experience so far.
Been to Rottnest yet Matsuo?
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You get a better quality of vomit there.
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Porridge?
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Vile.
If there are any “sympathy chuckers” out there… good luck.
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once again you jump to conclusions.
the Wesley quarter is frequented by footballer’s girlfriends, emo’s and Bree Maddox, and therefore constitutes the greatest concentration of bulemics in the state.
clearly someone has stepped outside and stuck her fingers down her throat in an attempt to get into that size zero frock she just tried on in the shop
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I just read that Bree maddox is having her two poodles as ring bearers at her wedding and immediately wanted to heave.
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dogs – how appropriate.
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I don’t think Bree Maddox did this
I think she xxxxx xx xxxxxxx xxx xxx xxxxxx xxx xxxx xxx.
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I shudder at the thought of how they’ll be dressed.
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Normal rings, or perhaps a cock ring for him, straight off the adultshop shelf?
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Matching genital piercings – classy.
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They could have a bright future on Swedish TV, TLA.
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Please TLA. I cant look at it any more.
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How many Weetbix can YOU do?
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Weetbix with chopped ham – yum.
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Magnificent effort.
A comment on religion?
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Complete with Red Bull can for size reference.
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Wasn’t Elmo on Sesame Street? Has he found religion?
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I stand by my comment.
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I wish I’d waited until I got to work to look at this, so the poxy proxy could’ve spared me the full horror.
I wonder how much cocaine it takes before you think poodle ringbearers are a good idea?
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I thought you meant as in “ringwraiths”. Was trying to process concept of flying poodles menacing Frodo.
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did you know that one of the poodles is called Elmo?
no, really
and she calls it her ‘precious’
this is getting spooky
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not spooky, just tacky.
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“glamorous” as the bogan vocabulary has it.
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Is that a footprint in the top right hand quadrant of that chunder?
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er, I just googled Maddox, and discovered she has a reputation for being litigious
she has shut down several facebook sites that were critical of the way the Court Hotel is run
oops, sorry
a chronic self-publicist who threatens anyone who dares lampoon her inflated media profile? she reminds me of someone…
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Inflated.. he he ha ha ha ha.
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I don’t actually know who she is. Are you saying I should be censoring you?
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I am amazed she has not popped up on Twop before. she ticks all the right boxes for your perthonality C-list:
former Penthouse Pet
owner of the Court Hotel
partner in AdultShop
soon to marry AS owner Malcolm Day in lavish chav ceremony involving poodles
friend of She-Ra:
no doubt you will hear from her lawyers
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Skink – you forgot: “xxxxxxx xxxx x xxxxx xxxxxxx”
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LA – you might want to remove/censor that….
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I censored you just in case.
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TWOP needs a members only, litigation free section.
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Iv’e had all my assets put into my kids names just in case.
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And who could forget the time Bree xxxx xxxx on the xxxx, and then xxxx tuba xxxx xxxx x on xxxxxxxxxxxx, armchair xxxx. At the same time!
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Jesus Christ, I didn’t bother hitting the link earlier. I wish She-ra had a though bubble over her head. That shot is worthy of an Inside Cover photo caption comp.
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She-Ra is thinking something like:
“now I know who stole my scarf”
I found this quote from Maddox:
“my strip shows aren’t filthy or slutty. I can do a vibrator show, but it has dignity. It’s not about how much I can shove up myself. It’s ‘look how classy it can be.'”
classy – that’s the word I have been searching for.
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shove – now there’s a classy word.
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It’s not about the shoving
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Oh that is priceless. A vibrator show with dignity. That’s like saying I can pick my nose with dignity, or wipe my arse in a classy way.
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it all depends on how you shove your finger or toilet paper i guess.
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If you use cottonelle, you can do both simultaneously.
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only if you do it to music
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and with an audience.
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suggested soundtrack?
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Well it has to be classy so Vivaldi’s Four Seasons, or some such.
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Anything, as long as it is by Susan Boyle.
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It’s taking liberties with the language isn’t it? To paraphrase a prominent comic writer:
Beware people like this, they would shit in your mouth and call it caviar.
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you really have to question the judgement of she-ra there.
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Bree took my style advice “before you go out look in the mirror and remove one thing” a little far.
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She actually reminds me of our Christmas turkey but with less foil and less meat on dem bones.
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Would you believe even Bree Maddox Watch links to TWOP?
http://www.gayrage.net/2009/07/bree-maddox-watch-part-17/
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well, it’s all cyclic, since that’s where I found about her gagging criticism of the running of the Court Hotel.
more gagging
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Try as I might, I cannot for the life of me xxxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxx
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Aww I can’t believe that got censored. Twas very funny.
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I suspect there might be a lawyer out there who would be happy do some pro bono work if Ms Maddox decides to sue.
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So Bree Maddox thinks she is important.
I don’t see any Bree-defenders here… a la our Nikki.
Face it Bree… you rank slightly below a stripper with one nipple.
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Now what is a certain legal Perthonality doing these days ? I’m sure she coukd do some legal work in exchange for an invite to the Wedding ? :-)
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“Ms Maddox said the guest list would not be a who’s who of Perth A-listers, although Perth Lord Mayor Lisa Scaffidi is confirmed as attending.”
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/mp/6685103/bree-prepares-for-her-big-wedding/
I hear that Ben Elton, Hank Marvin and that bloke who is a friend of the girl from Harry Potter are gutted.
however, if you too are a celebrity who is named after a type of cheese, then you will get an invite.
Motown legend Blue Stilton Johnson is checking his mailbox each morning
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Maybe TLA can revive is Wedding Video gig and offer to film said event ? :-)
Oh and this would be a perfect gig for The Filth – killing 2 birds with one stone by arresting probable “Persons of Interest” during the band breaks. :-)
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Bobba Feta will be there?
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I wish I’d known who this person was earlier. Is she conected with Yorkie?
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Speaking of Perhonalities, here is Dennis Cometti trying to be hip and cool by picking his current favourites and hankering the back to the days he was a DJ – which I recounted here:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/opinion/post/-/blog/denniscometti/post/560/comment/1
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Whoops my mistake – it was actually Sweet Caroline:
http://members.optusnet.com.au/jbf/singlesdiscography.htm
and I gave you a bum steer in the other posted I pasted above.
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I was in Sizler on August 17th celebrating by b-day and it was the worst it took them 45 whole minutes to get steak and chips and we where the only people there and not like its good food anyway its Upmarket Freaking Mcdonalds!.
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