Some product related pics. One from Jen via IGA Kinross. (Kinross, like White Bum Valley, is a suburb I’ve never been to). Another from Outrage Cohen. Lynx may be using their famous “irony”. IGA maybe not. Surprisingly, Outrage has the better focused shot. A first?
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I tried the Lynx on Monday morning.
It didn’t work.
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Maybe you have to spray before you hit the sauce?
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Now you tell me.
Can I sue if it didn’t work and there were no instructions?
Maybe you’ll get a carton of Anti-Hangover from Lynx instead of free piss from a winery?
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And there’s a chance (there’s always a chance) that it should be administered via back door.
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I’ll try/apply it tonight and report back tomorrow morning.
I’m looking forward to no hangover AND a sweet-smelling sphincter.
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Not many can boast that these days.
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There is a Anti-Hangover body wash as well, maybe you need to use them together.
Failing that, I’d recommend two mersyndol washed down with lucozade spiked with two berocca tabs.
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And Nurofen Plus.
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For a cheaper fix you could try 2 tbsps salt dissolved in water with some asproclear.
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That seems more feasible.
I fear if I tried Cockster’s potion I’d self-combust after having a massive heart attack while growing an extra seven personalities.
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Look at us with our hangover cures. Where’s Rolly? He’s bound to have a few suggestions. Possibly ‘hair of the mangy, old, dog’?
If Richarbl were still with us I’m sure he would say ‘don’t sober up’.
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or he would say “just rub the existent g-spot”
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or he would say
“stick to the mineral water”
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And
“fuck off snuff”
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and what about the fry up?
bacon, eggs with worcestershire sauce, and a glass of tomato juice (vodka optional)
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Vodka needed if it’s to work. Don’t you know about stimulating the liver?
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I’d have though its clearly implied. Areogaurd doesn’t specify that spraying it on will cure insect bites.
If it was called Lynx’s spray on hangover curative nostrum maybe
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My picture is out of focus because there was an IGA guy walking towards me and I don’t like the ones at Kinross, so depressed
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Oobs ?
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An ‘Urger Ring” for when you are feeling a tad reluctant.
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The problem was that the guy in charge coming up with the illuminated initials failed to come through.
It’s a different world up there in Kinross. From memory you actually do drive past a road called “Diablo” to get there. Ninth circle, etc.
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Lynx is hardly a Perth worst.
Sorry I’m grumpy you didn’t work my pizza shop sign in here.
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Will I have to go to 3 posts a day to get everyone’s stuff in?
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Surely you’ve got the rest of the year to post them. January is a statistical blip, “My new year’s resolution is to finally take a photograph of that fucking thing and send it to LA, there, done, now I can break all the difficult ones with a clear conscience.”
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Can’t wait to have a Ruit Tingle and a Olly Waffle when I get home…
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A Ruit Tingle? I like the sound of that.
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I was born an Oob man, and I’ll die an Oob man.
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Speaking of Worsts there is going to be a V Capri reunion on the 17th of January at Eve.
Details here.
http://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=VCAPRI10&searchId=473b3a64-3f2a-469f-bb81-80bb8804f6fb
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Now THAT is worst.
BTW where is the place to change my icon, I’ve looked all over the place and can’t find it.
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gravatar.com
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Ah! Interesting, thanks.
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What the hells is V Capri? I was in that place where people go to die because their dreams already have, the casino, and on their giant screen was a V Capri advertisment. All it had was picture of them looking like a terribly dressed 90’s Human Nature knock off….am I close?
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Oh to be young enough not to remember V Capri
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Do you know who Todd Johnston is Claireee?
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quick, find some Kenny Kidna footage
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Only footage is the Goodnight song – as sung by Ken Walther who even when performing at serious corporate gigs was not allowed to leave unless he performed this song.
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yea he is that douche who used to do the weather, and inexplicably sings
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“Tod Johnston is currently working in the radio and music industries and is in demand as a master of ceremonies in Australia. Also doing Rick Hart advertisements on television about air conditioning”
I really hope that appears on his tombstone. Best Wikipedia entry ever.
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well, what can you say to that. really fucking depressing actually. On the upside he has a nifty cheery looking blog:
http://todjohnston.blogspot.com/
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And here is V Capri reformed in 2009.
http://en.sevenload.com/videos/ksVJScT-VCapri060509
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and here for all you closet v-capri fans is my gift to you: the youtube site with lots of their music.
http://www.youtube.com/user/TodJohnstonMusic
apologies if you have already received this link.
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Surely my LOL could’ve had a run here? No? Pah.
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I’ve had 35 pictures sent in a week and a half. i’m struggling to keep up. And I’ve got half a dozen of my own! Trouble is, if I post 3 times a day, you pigs don’t click 3 times as much. And there are less comments.
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This is the classic struggle of any successful enterprise. You know, you are on the brink of hiring an administrative assistant.
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preferably one with big oobs
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Perhaps Our Nikki and Matt Buckels could job share? Surely neither of them are very busy.
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And only one oyfriend.
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…..As in “Up the Down Staircase” (clairee prolly won’t have seen that one either):
Admin. Ass.
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so you’ve posted one today and seven in four days for 176 (177 inc this one) posts this week
need to upset the B&S crowd again, or at least a local council election
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I think a few regulars may still be on holidays.
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yep.. just a few of us here greasing the wheels. gasp…
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