We had the UWA toiletteurs the other day, but Bento Trumps it with a chilling sign from his own building. In what white rage must this sign have been printed out? Imagine the horror of seeing shit in a toilet! It’s enough to send anyone over the edge – and straight to the laser printer! The printers of these signs belong in a worst category of their own. The category of sign printing fuckwits. I would submit this to the passive agressive site, but there’s not much passive about it. I would be tempted to wipe my arse with it and replace it on the wall. perhaps cadre Bento can sneak a smear of vegemite from the kitchen (Where the use of the microwave would be a PRIVILEGE not a right!!!!!!!) and give this sign a bit of a skiddy. And then rephotograph it.
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Ah, sign printing fuckwits. At a former workplace, the boss printed a note about not using the photocopier so much, and put a copy in every employee’s pigeon-hole. It had less RAGE though – would have been a nice touch.
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My workplace has a serial “whoever used the last of the toilet roll and didn’t replace it how hard is it to change the roll!!!” poster. Has the effect of provoking unsound scribbles like “time of the month dear?”.
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I would rather dip my hand in shit than get anywhere near an open jar of Vegemite.
Lamentably, the sign is gone, having lasted less than a week. I like to think the cleaner looked at it and thought: “What the fuck is this cunt’s problem? I’m the poor cunt has to clean it up.”
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You have a rather potty mouthed cleaner Bento.
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Saves on chemicals you see…
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i was thinking it probably saved on a toilet.
wtf is your new avatar wa – tching? (i imagine that sounds like waaah and then the ching of an old fashioned cash register…)
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You don’t recognise the man whose donger was touted as the ideal entry statement to our city?
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well now you mention that…
but, no.
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Here he is…
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I visited the good people at Morph and they said I looked like a crackpot. We had a look at my colour pallette and aparently Jack van Tongeren clashed with my eye colour. So they reccommended Mike Ward or Tiny Pinder…
Not sure which one is up right now as you guys see changes long before i do…
BTW: Pronounciation is correct!
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I heard it wasn’t tiny.
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Bento has resigned the bog! See the new photo.
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Bento, do you guys have a colour coded coffee cup cleaning chart?
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That bloke is the Adelaide Bento. Anyhows shittin is a privilege not a right, so suck it up.
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Love it Lj
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We have an awesome sign on our toilets (which i wont take a picture of cause i’ll look like a perv taking a camera in there) which directs you as follows:
Step 1. Open Flaps.
Step 2. Insert sanitary pad.
Step 3. Close Flaps.
Labia Elongata much?
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I must day Chainge, that is so much more charming than meat curtains.
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And i might also “say” it too.
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It sounds quite ‘Labia Elegante`’ doesn’t it? got a vibrancy about it really.
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there is a vibrancy about your labia?
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Yes, it is a very vibrant district, compelte with modern art entry statement and a tapas bar.
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just the place for an a list party then.
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Ferris Wheel? Black Skivvies?
Thought not.
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It’s actually hosted a ‘worst of perth’ party during my days at ECU. it has also hosted ‘worst of bunbury’ parties and once, a ‘worst of some eastern european province’ event.
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I saw a toilet that was just a hole and your usage goes into nowhere. I got dirsturbed because the guy before me had done a gaint number two.
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I remember seeing a sequence of signs in a toilet cubicle at Adelaide Uni, decrying covert smoking in the facilities:
‘Could the person smoking in the toilets please stop. When I go to the toilet, I enjoy the natural odours of voided bowel, and this is being violated by the repugnant smell of cigarette smoke….’
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UWA is just a finishing school
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