Move over (or should I say fuck off) AWOL FIFO, there’s a new game in town. I shit on fat chiks. Shazza asks you to imagine her horror at finding this smooth talker parked on her street. Her own street! There’s also a second sticker showing the evolution of Man – AND Woman. It’s hard to see, but it looks like the bloke evolves to ride a motorbike, but the woman is (I think) scrubbing the floors in every picture. Is this bloke retarded? Might have a little bit of a problem perhaps. Makes the B&S poster look like a feminist tract.
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Obviously a big fan of the Cleveland Steamer.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleveland+steamer
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I think I’ve been SPAM BINNED again, TLA.
FYI only. Shitcan this little message if you manage to find my post anywhere, cheers!
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Please tell me you keyed the side, shoved a banana up the exhaust pipe and shat in the glovebox, Shazza…
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As the kiddies were in tow the shot was taken in haste. Thus I find myself flabbergasted this morn to realise I hadn’t noticed the Evolution sticker.
I did hope the car owner would approach me to inquire about my interest in his vehicle allowing me to beat him with my hegemony stick, alas, he remained invisible.
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For this chap, I suggest the evolution sticker was meant to go on the inside of the window, to be viewed through his rear view mirror.
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Tis true. Some things are beyond funny. Reckon TLA’s right: Someone with a little problem perhaps. Start with fear of ‘other’, in this case (at least) half the world.
Poor bastard.
I’d drop gentle anonymous letters in his letterbox empathising with his problem with women and suggesting some simple practices towards growing up and becoming a human being. Perhaps even a real man one day.
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Too subtle?
Envelope addressed to car-owner’s ‘Mum’ (presuming too stupid to have wife or daughter yet) containing Jenny Craig pamphlet.
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Numberplate and location please…
I shit on fuckwits
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How about I shit on fuckwits cars…
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Too many syllables…
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all it needs is a jetpilot sticker and it is complete. I swear the population of perth is regressing into retardation.
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Nah, Chris, it’s always been that way.
It’s just that it has become less unacceptable to display the fact.
Not only Perth. It’s world wide.
That’s my “I hate people sometimes” statement for the day.
Ga’ye boil yeir heeds, the lot ‘a yer.
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yeah Rolly you are probably right. And whats with the Southern Cross sticker? These people wouldn’t know the history of that and what it meant if they ran into it?
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They’re probably CFMEU members.
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Actually the southern Cross has been hijacked by the League of Rights and other assorted right wing nut jobs.
If you want an internal Greens shit fight, may I point you to Young William Bowe’s Willagee By-Election page – and they’re doing it with virtually no input from me :-)
http://blogs.crikey.com.au/pollbludger/2009/09/25/willagee-by-election/
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I think the dictionary definition of bogan should include compulsorary Souther Cross tattoo on neck and obiligatory 20cm high sticker proclaiming make and model of car, on the car.
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Does that say Ass Chalenge above the window? Well that explains the shitting on fat chicks, it’s obviously his speciality and with it he expects/hopes to win said challenge.
I wonder what that trophy will look like?
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It actually appears as tho he’s modified the “Flexiglass Challenge” (company that makes ute canopies) sticker into “xic as” (sik as) (sic).
Surprisingly clever for one who shits on people
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Deeply offensive; it’s “Chicks” with two ‘c’s mouth-breather.
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even better, a facebook devoted to the same subject: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=19547959952
but at least they spelt chicks right. and delightfully, the administrator of the page is an aussie girl. makes ya proud what!
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Thanks MP.
I was feeling apathetic when i awoke today…
No such feeling now…
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I have never shat on a fat chick, but one time a rather chubby lass did a wee on me
too much information?
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no skink, personally i feel it was exactly the right amount of information to keep me chuckling this morning:)
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I think there has been some confusion here.
This gent is a chook farmer and he is simply explaining the punitive measures he takes with the young that eat too much.
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On Saturday i saw a FIFO stick combined with a gem that stated the following:
Australia – We eat meat – We drink beer – and we speak fucking english.
I was so proud i almost shat on a fat chick.
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No spelling mistakes though? Very disappointing
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no photo?
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here is the t-shirt version for those looking for snappy christmas presents:
http://www.oztion.com.au/oa/oa_previewpic.aspx?itemid=7279960&picnum=1&#pic
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i personally prefer this one:
http://remogeneralstore.com/pages/popupSS.cfm?plu=1375&start_image=0
but can certainly see the occasion for this one:
http://remogeneralstore.com/pages/popupSS.cfm?plu=1474&dom_pk=10353&start_image=3
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i didnt pick you for a pacifist mp
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I’m not saying i don’t mind going the biff scaffi!
G’day i guess remo don’t produce a black version. They don’t actually want bogans wearing their tshirts:)
i think this one definitely has an audience ready and waiting:
http://remogeneralstore.com/pages/popupSS.cfm?plu=1474&dom_pk=15182&start_image=0
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Why is bogan on a white shirt? Surely it should be black. Or is that racist.
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actually it should be checked flannel.
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That goes OVER the black t-shirt.
Back to your trees, you.
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i think that there would be a market for checked flannel t-shirts, for those warmer days when you don’t want to layer up.
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http://rumplo.com/tees/tee/8333-movement-clothing-+-flannel-check-tee
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I think I may be part of that market.
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teeheehee, mrs g’day is going to have a fit!
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Thanks MP!
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my flanno lovin’ pleasure!
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mrs g’day already hates me wearing the g’day from wa shirt pictured because she thinks I don’t wear it ironically enough. or something.
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The grammar and spelling were quite correct. The couple driving the car were wearing the correct FIFO/AWEMWDBWSFE attire and my hangover was too bad to be driving and taking photos at 100km (err i drink beer, i hope i am not being a hypocrite)
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just waiting for rbl’s take on this.
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hee hee hee.
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i certainly hope so.
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Yeh I don’t get it either but chicks are kinda weird like that, but hey, if you don’t want to scrub floors then just buy a motorcycle and run free.
These days there is nothing to stop you other than choice.
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And patriarchal hegemony.
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Whatever the fuck that might be?
Don’t make me reach for the dictionary.
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And wardrobes placed across doors….
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This is my husbands Bravo….. So tell me what, “nerd or Geek” goes around our suburbs looking for unusual and strange “things” and thinks it’s so cool and funny, at someone’s else’s expense. You are a sad bunch of lonely twats!!!!!
PS yes my husbands choice in car stickers is poor but he earns a F##K load more money than you will ever see in your life time!!! Not you Greg. CHEERS
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are you large, and has he ever laid one on your chest?
I think we should be told
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Wow. Imagine the filth Kerry Stokes must have on the back of his Bravo.
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I probably earn a fuckload more than him but who cares who earns what. I just want to know where I can get one of those evolution stickers. Been looking for years and can’t find em.
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10 points for spelling evolution correctly.
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I assume we’re back to single daily posts, now there is an extra month to hit the million before TWOP Live? We can read you like a cheap, soapy, nostalgic Tim Winton book, TLA.
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No-one considered I mght have other shit to do? I didn’t, ut I could have. Jeez, it’s up there. 2 a day is a privilege not a right.
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Is it possible it was meant to read “I shit on fat chinks” ?
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Well, it’s a possibility CB and of course it makes it all so much better:)
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Haha. I want that evolution sticker. It could only be better if the woman was shown occasionally getting up to get me a beer (and not forgetting to open it.)
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It looks like man evolved into a giant rolling pumpkin before progressing to motorcyclist.
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I would’ve probably keyed his car.
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Oh wow thats a stupid sticker but maybe that idiot does that.
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