Dude! Not Cool!

You don’t really deserve this post. I just happened to prematurely publish today’s post a few hours too early and it was too late to take it back.  So let me give you a bonus post for today, even though I was too slow for the shot. Walking out of Curtin University yesterday I saw a crow eating a dead crow. We were both embarrassed. I said, “Dude! not cool! I’m not saying you were involved in the death but severely not cool. There’s a dead magpie ten seconds away as the crow flies, but you have to be pecking at your bro?” The cannibal did have the decency to hop away as I got the camera out and maybe it was giving it beak to beak. But really. Not cool.

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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10 Responses to Dude! Not Cool!

  1. Leroy's avatar Leroy says:

    It’s what he would’ve wanted…

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  2. phreestyle's avatar phreestyle says:

    ‘Eating crow’ is an admission of being wrong. ‘Dude! Not cool’, pretty well sums up the same sentiment. What a flexible thing is the English language.

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  3. 13th Oyster's avatar 13th Oyster says:

    Murder of crows.

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  4. David Cohen's avatar David Cohen says:

    Why were you wearing a dress and standing on stilts??

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  5. Bill O'Slatter's avatar Bill O'Slatter says:

    I’ve just flown in from Adelaide and was a bit hungry and curious( and what better place to be curious) and there he was. Erm , I pecked him to wake him up but bits kept falling off and you know waste not want not.

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  6. curious's avatar curious says:

    did the crow reply?

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  7. xald's avatar xald says:

    Fuck. Someone beat me to the “eating crow” joke.

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