If you’re reading this, it means my computer has not been returned to me by the weekend, so no posts.
maybe you should check out the marvellous Perth 6000 if you haven’t seen it.
Next post mid morning Monday.
BTW it looks like September 3rd will be the Live the Worst of Perth Show.
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The Asia Beat
The Worst of Perth 
What an outrage. We don’t pay you to sit around waiting for your computer to be fixed.
You need to take a good look at yourself.
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Even without a post, a couple of thousand people still came to look at nothing. Hmmm.
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And 2 people gave it 5 stars?
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But TLA, if there’s one thing which Adrianetics, and The Guru of No Wave Consciousness have taught me, it’s that …
Nothing is real, nothing is free
Nothing means something to me
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Lamentably, Mrs Bento and I will be unable to attend any soiree convened on 3 September 2009, as we fly out of Perth that very morning.
Perhaps some sort of live satellite video link could be arranged?
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My sincere apologies.
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are you going to take my face off any time soon, Bento?
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I have read this at least twice now and it still doesn’t get any clearer nor less funny.
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I am honored. Thank you from the bottom of my cold heart.
See you at the Maddington swingers club.
Nate.
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i thought for a moment you had a touch of the pauline hanson’s going on there.
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Please explain.
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Is this the state of play in the Curtin I.T world.
Lecturer : Where’s your assignment ?
Curtin kiddie : It’s on my computer.
Lecturer : Which is where ?
Curtin kiddie: gettin fixed.
Lecturer: Whaaaaa !
Curtin kiddie: Boohooo !
Lecturer: Whaaaaa !
Curtin kiddie: Boohooo !
Ad nauseo till they forget.
Lecturer: Wait !
Curtin kiddie: no Curtin!
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Perhaps you could invest in a laptop as a back up when your main PC is down – maybe you could claim it as a Work related expense :-)
Oh and I hope the Techies haven’t contacted the Computer Crime Squad in relation to those Alsation pics ? :-)
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Honestly that TLA is such a knob, if he had an Apple comutor this would ne^&( Hav Happen_#……
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It’s not getting fixed, it’s getting replaced.
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a fine time to invest in a mac.
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Who are you going to get to play our parts?
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Which of your parts do you want him to play with ?
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George Clooney has agreed to portray me.
I thought John Cleese was doing TLA??
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This bloke has put his hand up to play you DFOC – he’s working on the goatee as we speak. http://tr.im/u96A
Funny you should mention Cleese. I watched the ‘Germans’ episode on a plane back from Sydney last Thursday. Not bad after 5 or 6 of those silly little bottles of plonk they hand out.
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Cover today suggested that Captain Pugwash was a major influence on The Goons and Monty Python. Curious, since the Goons started broadcasting a year before Pugwash cartoons appeared in print, and two decades before the TV show.
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I can live with that: he looks like a younger, thinner, more cerebral Robert Duvall.
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I’ve found some of your best work in the archives. Brilliantine?
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the part of Cookster will be played by Ernest Borgnine in a knitted tank top.
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The part of Skink, as my gay offsider, shall be played by Warren Clarke (of Dalziel & Pascoe fame) http://tr.im/u8Wc wearing a string vest.
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touche
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A handsome man. Especially when he’s behind the wheel of a patrol boat with the salt spray trickling down his strong chin into the hairy maw of his barrell-like chest…. grrrr
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TLA will actually be played by Bob Denver.
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I was thinking Rolly Tasker.
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this is starting to sound like a rather low-rent version of ‘Ocean’s Thirteen’
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http://twitpic.com/bs0ta
Perhaps we are conspiring to steal the Alsatian Rampant painting?
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In an endeavour to join in the casting game, I went looking for a suitable person to play the part of Australia’s Leading Patti Chong Impersonator.
Imagine my surprise when I found this:
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long ago I suggested that La Chong was in fact being portrayed by an unemployed male circus acrobat, and one of the cast of Ocean’s Thirteen is a diminuitive Chinese circus acrobat.
coincidence? I think not.
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No doubt Frank has dibs on his namesake, but I’ll settle for Dino.
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does that make Bento Jerry Lewis?
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It seems only right that I be played by a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
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I’m thinking this might be you Bento.
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I like to think my brand of comedy has a meaner, more hurtful edge to it than old Moonface, being fuelled by intense self-loathing Bert could only dream of.
That said, we do both like a good single entendre.
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So that’d be son Matthew in about 20 years? Oh, you also mentioned the word talent…
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I need a name, Bento
photoshop awaits
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I’ll be Jerry Lewis to Snuff’s Dino, I guess.
At least it’s not a fat suit.
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No prizes for guessing who gets to play Jesper.
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