Southern Girl saw this awesome worst fence in Port Kennedy. Strange. Timaru, New Zealand’s Bunbury is referenced again! (street).
Meccano saw a niche business in Geelong that must be powering ahead in the recession. Those gold inlays must be flying out the door!

Another number plate from Tim. Yes I can dig it.
And another Mirabooka footless wonder from Mike. The bride of Tuxedo Boy.
Thanks everyone. Worst well.
Clearly the fence is an extension of the whole corrugated farm animal theme. I like it. It’s possibly the most interesting thing to look at in Pt Kennedy. Not Worst!
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Unsurprisingly, Rodney hails from Akaroa, the Timaru of the north, of the south.
Avagoodweegend.
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a whole army of satanic child mannequins.
i wonder if they come to life at night and get together?
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I think you might be on to something here. Check out the hand on the mannequin in the background, if that’s not the hand of a crazed zombie then nothing is.
Creepy photo!
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best not to think about it, unless you want your dreams peopled with satanic kiddy mannequins.
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at least the number plate doesn’t say “Kia”: Or is it just drivers of Mercs and beemers that seem to all want to tell us what they are driving in their personalized plates.
As if we cant read the badges on the actual car! Simpler if they all said “Poser xxx”, to allow for the growing number of them.
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Has anyone else seen the cow car in Wilson (Manning) with a similar paint job to that fence?
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What is it with cars and cows, Joe Mam ?
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A-a-a-w-w-w!!
FFS, what’s with all this “ratings” crap????
More poser power than ‘personalised’ number plates.
Sheesh!
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yes, what is this rating thingy?
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Back in 1999, when BSE was in full swing, there was a couple of crazy pommie birds touring this fair land in a clapped out Morris 1300, painted in the best Holstien frisian camouflage ever.
On the windscreens, fore and aft, they had appended the inscription “Mad Cows”.
I felt that I had to concur.
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The cow fence is obviously meant to divert attention from the intrinsic ugliness of the house.
Check out the shit letterbox, mismatched window frames, the oversized front door, blue planter tubs, stupid round motif on the stupid square front which is matched by the poorly placed down pipe and cheap eighties gable.
All tastily enhanced by the ugly red stain creeping up the front of the horrid eighties brick.
And what’s that square thing on/in the road?
Why are the terrorists wasting their time planting bombs on the Marriot when they are needed here.
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Indeed, Richarbl. In fact, I’m not convinced the fence is the work of the homeowners on the right. It just doesn’t sit with their sterility, and I quietly hope it’s a comment on such from their neighbours to the left.
p.s. I forgot to mention, TLA, how much I love the inclusion in the shot of one of my favourite suburban phenomenon; the dividing line between the bristling anal retentive trimmed lawn and the mangy wasteland next door with its unkempt kerb.
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I thought you’d be a gold desk inlay man.
The house is missing one of those knob things on the roof which I can’t remember the name of.
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I believe that knob thingy is called a gargoyle TLA.
Snuff, I would reckon your call on the kempt lawn is about right, in fact if you had a tape measure it would be approximately 1.258 metres to the edge
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No it’s something like newell post or similar.
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No actually they are called fineals. We discussed it on the astounding post over a year ago.
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According to my apple dictionary fineals is not recognised therefore it can’t possibly a word and by proxy I am correct and I will be awaiting your apology for your scurrilous attack on my credibility! It doesn’t have to be verbal, written will be fine.
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Well they are definitely not gargoyles, so the best you can hope for is that we are both wrong.
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finials boys, finials.
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Why would I have skimped on cheap gold embossed leather inlay, TLA, when I could snap up this Armani for less than 4 million yen ?
I can’t recall his name either, a but I reckon he’d be ensconced in his chair, glued to the plasma.
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What are not gargoyles?
First apology ever! So close I can taste almost it, not even Skink has got so near.
Ha… TLA is more drunk than me
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I may be drunker, but you are babbling. Everyone knows what a fucking gargoyle is. A post with a knob on it is not a gargoyle. Have a look at the post from April that I refer to. That piece of wood is not a gargoyle. Architecture student Tom Thrett labels it a Fineal. I think the spelling may be finial, which you will find fucking hundreds of results for including pictures of rooves with posts and knobs on. these look nothing like gargoyles which you will also find 2 million results for.
So the apology should be coming from..? You my friend are merely maggoted. i am maggoted and correct.
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I am too hungover to point out where your argument ran off the rails and I may’ve been babbling but at least it was a happy babble. It would appear during your session on the Wolves that you failed to notice that I was taking the piss not just drinking it.
One can only hope that the hangover improves your disposition.
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You may have seen these during the week, but Seven are screening old promos as part of their 50th Birthday.
Now this is indeed a worst – oh so 70’s and sexist as well.
Oh and they’re also showing some old Fat Cat Going To Bed segments from times gone by as well.
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According to the TVW Reunion site Mrs Outrage is one of the attendees :-)
Her mission, if she chooses to accept it is to be TWOP’s offical reporter of festivities and to take the appropriate photographic evidence of anything Worstful which may take place.
For a full list of attendees check this page:
http://watvhistory.com/reunion/Reunion_Attendees.html
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My media roots go way back, Frank.
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What a sweet pet name, DFOC!
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I’m an old-fashioned romantic, Bento.
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And here is the 1983 We’re With You Promo – I wonder if Mrs Outrage designed the graphics ?
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Wow, this was before Bin laden crashed the planes into central park
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