This struck me as the quintessential worst of Perth. A bloke, Purple Wyrm, goes into the bog at a restaurant, and propping up the door is a pornographic dvd. He takes a pic and submits it to me to become a permantly recorded detail of the city. This piece of Perth ephemera would otherwise have been unnoticed and lost. What is this doing in the toilet of Fasta-Pasta in Innaloo? There’s not even a DVD player. You’d be lucky to get vhs in there. I asked Senor Wyrm to supply an uncensored close up. Perhaps fortunately it is blurred enough to be considered censored anyway. The original is posted here on flickr. That hideous gradient fill title font could be considered a worst in itself. Ai ya!
black men asian thighs
black men asian thighs
The Worst of Perth 
What surprises me most about this DVD is the demure cover. Given the subject nature I feel it was an oversight to exclude ping pong balls, and long black schlongs. Most disappointing.
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Interesting.
This is Inside Cover worthy (the old version, not the new version).
And possibly the first use of actual nipples on TWOP. Possibly the first actual NSFW posting as well.
Being unfamiliar with Mach 2 Productions, I went to Wikipedia but they lack a website.
Thankfully Google tells me this is one of at least three in the series, and there is also a Latin variant.
But, really, Fasta Pasta in Innaloo?
Porn in the toilets at Fasta Pasta in Innaloo?
I wouldn’t be eating the special sauce.
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Frank from WAToady will be appalled by the blatant racial stereotyping in this DVD.
I am impressed by your patience in arguing with him, Shazza
I am starting to understand why his wife slapped him around
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Poor cranky Frank is going to be mighty pissed off when he reads my latest response. I have to admit to getting some perverse pleasure from imagining him spluttering away in rage and indignation.
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Are you lot still carrying on about breast feeding in public?
That issue is so pre-Swine Flu.
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No Grrr, we’ve moved on from women getting their bits out, to women getting their bits hit.
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Fantastic.
A ‘Things That Batter’ thread is just the way to while away a lunch hour.
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I’m not looking at those threads. I’ve got my less popular DVD “Asian Men Black Thighs” to view.
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Did you find that one at OP’s Tavern, wedging a window open?
And why has the question not been asked: was there a disc inside?
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That’s a thigh of relief
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What happened to Guys, TLA ? It’s just not the same without rhyme. And since everyone else is going musical … cue Patrick Hernandez.
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I’ve got the Tibetan “Lamas on LLamas” but not this one. The nipples are blurred enough to be considered censored.
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Found in a loo in Innaloo…expect nothing less….
Is Fasta Pasta next to Hurry Curry ?
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Porn free, as free as the wind blows
As free as the grass grows
Porn free to follow your meal
Live free and Asian thighs surround you
The world still astounds you
Once you’ve broken the seal
Stay free, where no stalls divide you
You’re free as the roaring tide
So there’s no need to hide
Porn free, and life is worth living
But only worth living
’cause you’ve porn free
(Stay free, where no stalls divide you)
You’re free as the roaring tide
So there’s no need to hide
Porn free, and life is worth living
But only worth living
’cause you’ve porn free
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Reminds me of another favourite ……
Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.
I got in a little hometown sperm
And so they put a cock in my hands
Sent me off to Vietnam
To go and fuck the yellow woman
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This is more my style,
Get your motor running.
Head out on the highway.
Lookin for some nice thighs.
or whatever comes my way.
Yeah Darlin going make it happen,
Take the world in a love embrace.
Fire all of your guns at once,
explode into an asian woman.
Porn to be Wild.
Porn to be Wild.
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explode
intoonto an asian woman.Actually, I believe the done thing in porn is on to the woman.
With several men in the case of Asian women.
That’s what I have heard.
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Clearly you are not familiar with the ‘creampie’ genre, which is more ‘into’ than ‘onto’.
Or so I’ve heard.
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If anyone is not familiar with the term “creampie”
I suggest using the Keith Urban Dictionary for explainations of “exotic entertainment” Skink reccomended it to me whilst I was pandering to his Rasputin Complex on a previous post.Thanks Skink. Keith must have had quite a life until Princess Nicole slowed him down, still it must be cool to have a dictionary named after you.
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I bow towards your modern knowledge of porn.
Speaking of which, has anyone noticed the old Savoy Hotel sign in Perth (as seen from the Barrack St end of the mall) has been repainted?
I thought the Savoy closed down years ago (and I associate the Savoy with adult films).
We noticed when we popped in to the town call to see the exhibition on Perth Buildings.
Aside from a few drawings of Council House (a Worst?), there are a not inconsiderable number of pictures that make one wish Sir Charles had not allowed the wholesale destruction of Perth’s classic buildings.
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Council House a Worst? Go wash your keyboard out with soap!
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Awesome
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Good to see local businesses supporting other neighboring businesses. Adult shop and Fasta pasta setting a shining example for the rest of innaloo
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