Can it really be a whole year of worstoffs? And still they come.
Sking Skink reacts to Colin “Petrol Sniffin” Barnett and the Cabinet Ministers’ website
Dave finds the excellent Ute Chick . Also Barbequeue Chick.
Richard was nonplussed over these 44 gallon drums lashed to the side of a new building in Ruth Street Northbridge. They look like depth charges to me.
And Neen took a dislike to this York real estate agent sign. It does seem to say Co-linking not Colin King.
Thanks everyone for this year of weekend worstoffs. Worst well.
The Worst of Perth 
Good work, sking, and I suspect I’m not the only one eagerly awaiting Barney’s xtranormal debut. Is it just my hangover, or does that say “Police line donut cross”?
Perhaps it’s just the curved roof and the aerials, but those 44s do seem rather nautical, TLA. Regardless, I’ve had an abiding affection for anything related to 44s ever since I used to roll around the backyard inside them, or enjoy a cooling dip in them as private pools, so I’m voting vehemently, not worst. And just on childhood; a ute, a barbie, and gum trees, are almost enough to make a soul homesick on a weekend. Almost.
Avagoodweegend.
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here you go, Snuff
all requests considered
ignore the fact that the figure appears to John McCain – it was the only old white man in a suit that they had. Kinda suits Col’n though
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Excellent, thank you, skink. Did I enjoy that ? As a well spoken chap, formerly from the western suburbs, may I just say, “Did I f*ck”.
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All brilliant.
The drums? Not Worst.
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I think the drums were a poor choice. They look like drums. Might be a good place for a remake of The Bedford Incident.
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Sorry to hear that you are not suitably outraged by drums used as flowerboxes however I would reccomend anyone in the pursuit of worstfulness to check out this house in person because photos cannot do it justice. These stupid drums encircle the entire house including four hanging directly over the footpath certainly posing some sort of safety risk to pedestrians not mention mysterious panes of blue glass positioned on various parts of the building, homemade spaceship antennae and other weird shit. For me, this disaster ticks so many boxes I’m gonna need a new biro
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Oh, I didn’t read your submission closely enough. i thought it was a restaurant. No looking againg. Bad idea that looks crap.
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The drums are all wrong!!!!! Flower Pots? What where they smoking? Where are the aprons, the BBQ tongs, the charcoal beads, come on people, where has australian iconographic design gone wrong? Its all gone f*#king green!! Paint those Fu#kers in the colours of the Aussie flag, a bit of blue with a few stars, arc ’em up – lose the shrubbery and start throwing beer soaked flamin’ snags & chops of the landing!
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“Is this some kind of bust?”
Obviously a quotation from Luana De Faveri — infamous Pinjarra barmaid:
http://www.thewest.com.au/default.aspx?MenuID=145&ContentID=44566
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A year of badness (mine were the best).
We have not yet scraped the barrel’s bottom
Of this sick city and we will not rest
Until we have seen all that is rotten.
Horny Alsations, Jacob, trees of palm,
The Cabinet, the Queens and the ‘Ling:
It’s all too hideous, but please let’s stay calm,
Lest we lose our metrosexual schwing.
Our task is thankless but we must endure
The dolphins, the crap cars, caps of quokka,
Shit design and signs – visual manure!
Teh Pert is thirty-five miles of shockers.
If it gets too much, fire up some herring:
The salty smoke will stop you despairing.
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You had me up until hearring/despairing.
2 years of TWOP will be up in September, and it doesn’t look like we’ll make the million views. (predictions are about 800 000) Click faster you bastards!
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I wonder if skink knows Scarlett Johansson. Do you think he’d pass on her number??
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indeed, young Scarlett once offered me Spanish relief and I had the pleasure of making a deposit of gentleman’s relish on her handsome decolletage.
I have also had an interesting encounter with The Veronicas in an alley behind the BreadBox where they played alternate solos on the rusty trombone, and once gave Marisa Tomei a Dirty Sanchez in the gents at the Bat and Ball.
Their telephone numbers were cut into my chest with the blade from a pencil sharpener.
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Surely the two Ronnies could have have organised a duet, skink ?
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Surely that would be the trusty trombone rather than rusty…. regardless, thank you for a an interesting insight to the talents of the WOP menage.
Apparently more worst than a house with shower screens mounted as a feature, yes actual shower screens!
Gee, tough crowd tonight
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Ummm. I think you’ll find he meant rusty, Richarbl, as demonstrated in this dramatic reenactment.
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it is a matter of TWOP policy that jokes and double entendres should not be explained to the slowies. I got in trouble for that once myself.
let them use the urban dictionary.
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And to think I was giving you a compliment and instead get called a slowie
I wont make that fucking mistake again!
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There are some nice anti Skink insults in the Patti Chong streamif you need them Rich. Start with telling him he doesn’t have the balls that you do.
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Also, Richarbl, do take the time to bone up on skink’s abject humiliation in a popularity contest here a few months ago:
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Bono might also be able to provide a few anti-Skink comments.
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le coq metrosexuel was the latest and best, in my opinion
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Thanks for the tipoff guys.
After reading some of this stuff it would seem that I don’t need to add anything to what is perfectly obvious.
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that’s the spirit
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Any Colin online is having a bad day:
http://www.colinkingrealestate.com.au
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And whether it’s entertaining the rellies with Healing School Audio, or the love of Elk, chainsaw art, toothpicks, or of course, inaccurate swimming results, the Joes aren’t faring much better, DFOC.
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Col’n is actually saying “Mmmm, I love the smell of reffo in the morning”.
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Who saw Colin’s Tour of Duyt in Northbridge on Ch 9 News – his only security was Robin McSweeny – oh and the wuss did the tour at 9pm.
The way Ms McSweeney is built she could easily sort out any would be thug – they breed those Country Gals well.
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And here is Colin’s Tour of Duty in war torn Northbridge.
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,25352311-2761,00.html
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Joe Spag-bog described him as smartly dressed. He looked like a slob.
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Skink’s caption could probably be used in that photo also.
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So Skink shot Twice, then Jim Fell?
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