First time submitter Natalie finds that worsts but unfortunately not lightning, do strike at the same place. That is the intersection of William Street and Albany Highway Cannington. Thanks Natalie. Everyone should know that there’s never such a thing as a free moustache ride.


Brilliant.
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Best bumper sticker I’ve ever seen.
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Outstanding!
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Faceface – I think that might make you tool no. 3.
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I thought there’s be more comments on this one. Too much bickering on worstoff 50?
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You’re a sicko, mate. A sicko. What a sicko.
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that Xtranormal is brilliant
Look who I found:
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090406114321413
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Absolutely gagging.
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Looks like I’ll have to change my name to Mary Shelley.
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I don’t know which cave you guys hide yourselves in, but this is pretty much the ‘standard’ of banter in transport industry.
It’s not so much that they don’t have mush to think about as they don’t have much to think *with*!
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Rolly I dont think we can single the transport industry out for this “standard” banter. Lets not forget Mr Buswells antics.
I am surprised that faceface thinks it the best he’s seen. You really cant go past ‘No Fat Chicks” for the top of the shit pile.
Jeez my blue stockings are really showing arent they?
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If we can’t use the back of our vehicles to degrade women, then the terrorists have won.
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Dont get me wrong, this girl loves a moustache ride as much as the next but…..
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If I knew how I’d find and link a picture of Grant Woodhams here now… or maybe ’90s style Tony Cooke… or …. I can’t think of too many prominent Perth people with moustaches.
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Here you go, Grrr.
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Actually, Grrr, I think this is more like it.
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I guess Ian had first dibs.
p.s.
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“No Fat Chicks” is a bit of a cliche now. And I’m a chick.
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Apologies for the assumption. Can chicks be tools?
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Definitely.
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Good, then wer’e agreed.
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And as demonstrated when listening to UHF CB, especially the Truckies channel 40.
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Mush it may be, but *much* is wot I ment.
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bumper stickers seem to be veering into the blatantly offensively racial these days.
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Yes these prefererable to Fuck off we’re full. How about “Show us your tits we’re full”?
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I’m just trying to imagine how this would work, LA. Does this imply “we are so full of people, that by showing your tits, you will alleviate an immigration crisis by causing people to emigrate?”
Or is it more likely to imply “we’re full, but if you show us your tits, we might find you a space. You ARE at least a C, right?”
Probably more likely the latter. I demand to know where the Minister of Immigration, Chris Evans (a Perth local, himself!) stands on this “perving for passage” issue. Does he intend to follow this up with a “vag for visas” scheme? Inquiring minds need to know.
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Though Senator Louise Pratt may not be so approving on this issue considering her feminist views and her choice of partner
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or perhaps ‘FIFO:fit in (to a DD) or fuck off’ ?
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Moustache ride “closed for maintenance”.
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i have a bumper sticker on my car to let people know i like long walks on the beach
the ladies go crazy
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