Two days, two trucks, two tools

First time submitter Natalie finds that worsts but unfortunately not lightning, do strike at the same place. That is the intersection of William Street and Albany Highway Cannington. Thanks Natalie. Everyone should know that there’s never such a thing as a free moustache ride.


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31 Responses to Two days, two trucks, two tools

  1. Grrr says:



  2. Faceface says:

    Best bumper sticker I’ve ever seen.


  3. Jackson says:



  4. shazza says:

    Faceface – I think that might make you tool no. 3.


  5. I thought there’s be more comments on this one. Too much bickering on worstoff 50?


  6. Snuff says:

    You’re a sicko, mate. A sicko. What a sicko.


  7. Rolly says:

    I don’t know which cave you guys hide yourselves in, but this is pretty much the ‘standard’ of banter in transport industry.
    It’s not so much that they don’t have mush to think about as they don’t have much to think *with*!


  8. Rolly says:

    Mush it may be, but *much* is wot I ment.


  9. js says:

    bumper stickers seem to be veering into the blatantly offensively racial these days.


    • Yes these prefererable to Fuck off we’re full. How about “Show us your tits we’re full”?


      • Midlandia says:

        I’m just trying to imagine how this would work, LA. Does this imply “we are so full of people, that by showing your tits, you will alleviate an immigration crisis by causing people to emigrate?”
        Or is it more likely to imply “we’re full, but if you show us your tits, we might find you a space. You ARE at least a C, right?”

        Probably more likely the latter. I demand to know where the Minister of Immigration, Chris Evans (a Perth local, himself!) stands on this “perving for passage” issue. Does he intend to follow this up with a “vag for visas” scheme? Inquiring minds need to know.


        • Frank Calabrese says:

          Though Senator Louise Pratt may not be so approving on this issue considering her feminist views and her choice of partner


      • js says:

        or perhaps ‘FIFO:fit in (to a DD) or fuck off’ ?


  10. Moustache ride “closed for maintenance”.


  11. Brett says:

    i have a bumper sticker on my car to let people know i like long walks on the beach

    the ladies go crazy


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