All your bays are belong to us…

A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.
Jean-Paul Sartre

From Tim. CPP parking robots have worserer grammar than mine. Ai Ya! You are broken isn’t it?

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39 Responses to All your bays are belong to us…

  1. Vic Demised says:

    And this at our State Library, hallowed bastion of literacy!

    I think this may actually reveal the region of origin of the software running the display. But if File 1 not exists, what hope is there?

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  2. Grrr says:

    Damn Chinese software.

    Maybe File 2 will be our only hope?

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  3. David Cohen says:

    Computer said no
    And the loneliness of the parker
    Was filed away.

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  4. Snuff says:

    Existence, well what does it matter?
    I exist on the best terms I can.
    The past is now part of my future,
    The present is well out of hand.
    The present is well out of hand.

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  5. Bento says:

    This is what LOL Cats have done to our English language. I wonder if Zoltan Kovacs has an opinion?

    Probably not.

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  6. Hovean says:

    Query to Haiku buffs:
    If ‘dog’ has one syllable, how many does ‘dogs’ have?

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  7. Bento says:

    If my Grade 1 clapping method is to be relied upon (hi, Mrs McNally!), I’d have to say one.

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  8. Snuff says:

    It depends, Hovean, on whether you’re writing it in Japanese or English. Clearly, dog and dogs both have one syllable, but ‘inu’ has two ‘on’.

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  9. And so, we are back to Rectangle 1.

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  10. I quickly slapped in a Satre quote, existence and all that, without really noticing how banal it was.

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  11. Bento says:

    I used to work with a girl who pronounced ‘banal’ to rhyme with ‘anal’. Made me snigger every time (which, admittedly, was not that often).

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  12. Snuff, you should have used the reply button rather than comment. (Trying to get people to use new feature) That way your reply to a comment will stick with the comment, rather than be further down the list.

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    • Bento says:

      Being a bit banally retentive about the use of the reply function (nyuk nyuk)?

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    • Frank Calabrese says:

      Snuff, you should have used the reply button rather than comment. (Trying to get people to use new feature) That way your reply to a comment will stick with the comment, rather than be further down the list.

      And note that it is not a method of sending private messages which I found out the hard way on the weekend :-)

      btw thanks LA for fixing that :-0)

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    • Snuff says:

      Thanks, TLA. Indeed, I should have. My apologies. It was a very big weekend, and I’m still half asleep.

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  13. skink says:

    Heath Ledger just won the Oscar

    brace yourselves for an egregious outpouring of confected emotion incongruously accompanied by ocker patriotism.

    a prize for anyone who spots the first time someone in the media links Heath Ledger to the bushfires

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  14. poor lisa says:

    I know Glen Milne isn’t anything to do with Perth but he has put the nurry to shame in this column.

    “So eloquent is my emailer I’ll [fill up the rest of my column with a cut & paste]”
    http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25091504-33435,00.html

    Tip for factional hacks – don’t waste your time working the press gallery with leaks and favours; just email your information to Glenn Milne & he’ll print it in our national press….

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  15. David Cohen says:

    Now the cynical journalist in me wonders if this is a local version of this US story:

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/highway_signs_zombies;_ylt=ApeHvJV6GuAv5xXk9jisGrVsaMYA

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  18. BrownBook says:

    I can confirm that as of today (12th March 09), File 1 is still not exist.

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