A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.
Jean-Paul Sartre
From Tim. CPP parking robots have worserer grammar than mine. Ai Ya! You are broken isn’t it?
Worst Talk
Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… AHC McDonald on The Montegiallo School of… Anonymous on The Montegiallo School of… Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … 
The Definitive Ranki… on Kalamunda, Australia’s u… AHC McDonald on The Montegiallo School of… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Mr Fist Anonymous on The Montegiallo School of… Blood on Review: “The Montegiallo Schoo… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Online Now
The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
And this at our State Library, hallowed bastion of literacy!
I think this may actually reveal the region of origin of the software running the display. But if File 1 not exists, what hope is there?
LikeLike
Damn Chinese software.
Maybe File 2 will be our only hope?
LikeLike
Computer said no
And the loneliness of the parker
Was filed away.
LikeLike
What DFOC? You’re putting nine syllables in the middle line now? Is this some kind of regional variation?
LikeLike
Um…I think my good friend Major Fuckup was at my computer while I was getting coffee…
LikeLike
コンピュータないという
と、パーカーの孤独
提出された距離
I thought it might have lost something in translation, Vic, but it’s even worse. Not even close to 17 on.
LikeLike
If you don’t exisits, you don’t suffering.
LikeLike
Existence, well what does it matter?
I exist on the best terms I can.
The past is now part of my future,
The present is well out of hand.
The present is well out of hand.
LikeLike
This is what LOL Cats have done to our English language. I wonder if Zoltan Kovacs has an opinion?
Probably not.
LikeLike
Query to Haiku buffs:
If ‘dog’ has one syllable, how many does ‘dogs’ have?
LikeLike
If my Grade 1 clapping method is to be relied upon (hi, Mrs McNally!), I’d have to say one.
LikeLike
It depends, Hovean, on whether you’re writing it in Japanese or English. Clearly, dog and dogs both have one syllable, but ‘inu’ has two ‘on’.
LikeLike
And so, we are back to Rectangle 1.
LikeLike
I quickly slapped in a Satre quote, existence and all that, without really noticing how banal it was.
LikeLike
I used to work with a girl who pronounced ‘banal’ to rhyme with ‘anal’. Made me snigger every time (which, admittedly, was not that often).
LikeLike
I rhyme Canal Rocks (a resort down south) with anal.
LikeLike
Snuff, you should have used the reply button rather than comment. (Trying to get people to use new feature) That way your reply to a comment will stick with the comment, rather than be further down the list.
LikeLike
Being a bit banally retentive about the use of the reply function (nyuk nyuk)?
LikeLike
And note that it is not a method of sending private messages which I found out the hard way on the weekend :-)
btw thanks LA for fixing that :-0)
LikeLike
Thanks, TLA. Indeed, I should have. My apologies. It was a very big weekend, and I’m still half asleep.
LikeLike
Heath Ledger just won the Oscar
brace yourselves for an egregious outpouring of confected emotion incongruously accompanied by ocker patriotism.
a prize for anyone who spots the first time someone in the media links Heath Ledger to the bushfires
LikeLike
First, skink !
LikeLike
Hey, where’s my bloody link ? I’ll try again.
LikeLike
jeez… that was quick
and it was his father, no less.
it is comforting to know that Kim Ledger will be wearing Armani on the catwalk. Patti will be impressed.
your prize is the opportunity to sing a duet of ‘Dancing Queen’ with Huge Ackman.
I am still waiting for Huge’s big finale where he puts on the Wolverine make-up and dances to Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ as reimagined by Baz Luhrmann.
LikeLike
catwalk? I meant red carpet.
same thing, really
if only they had the Oscar ceremony on Saturday, they could have flown the Oscar to Melbourne for the bushfire remembrance service.
LikeLike
I just wanted to try it.
I do love the panicked exclamation mark, it’s like the sign is running around clutching its hair after rebooting
LikeLike
What link?
LikeLike
The link to the article in The Australian which didn’t work in that post, poor lisa, but did in the next. I’m having one of those days.
LikeLike
this comment made it into Crikey 24feb2009 tips and rumours
LikeLike
With skink and DFOC going for the win
LikeLike
well, yeah. I posted it
LikeLike
OHHH a challenge!
I like it.
It will be hard but not impossible.
After all Heath’s win is just the tonic to lift our spirits isn’t it?
LikeLike
Epic
LikeLike
I know Glen Milne isn’t anything to do with Perth but he has put the nurry to shame in this column.
“So eloquent is my emailer I’ll [fill up the rest of my column with a cut & paste]”
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25091504-33435,00.html
Tip for factional hacks – don’t waste your time working the press gallery with leaks and favours; just email your information to Glenn Milne & he’ll print it in our national press….
LikeLike
Fair enough, poor lisa, but it’s hard to blame him when the email is so much better than anything we’ve come to expect from The Poison Dwarf. Let’s face it, he’ll never move on from Costello.
LikeLike
Now the cynical journalist in me wonders if this is a local version of this US story:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/highway_signs_zombies;_ylt=ApeHvJV6GuAv5xXk9jisGrVsaMYA
LikeLike
Pingback: Parking in Perth - gresley abas
Pingback: Yabas Recurring « The Worst of Perth
I can confirm that as of today (12th March 09), File 1 is still not exist.
LikeLike