In July, I expressed doubt at being able to do justice to this kangaroos orifice. I would be a little more confident with this one. Some kind of Asian sex toy? A fitting post for the first anniversary of The Worst of Perth I think.
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
congrats on the anniversary! and on starting and maintaining what is unquestionably the best blog in the land. is a year in blog time 12 years in normal time, or something like that? or am I thinking of dog years?
where and when is the party??
which has been your favourite post? (if you don’t pick one of mine, paul nurry will write a column about you)…
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The Alsatian peering up deformed woman’s genitals is still the best I think.
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Happy Anniversary, TLA. Well done, and all the best for the future from Nihon.
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Well done TLA – time for a roll and a few jugs of Swan Draught perhaps? I hear the NFBC is doing a pony and pie deal for $20.
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Jeezerz! Another year gone by! I hate anniversities even if congratulations are in order, or even at random.
A good work well done so: “Well done for all the good work.”
Mind you, you’d be stuffed without the erudition of the mighty commentors who are the ones who really make it easy for you. c[8-D)
For me, it’s been an education of the most profound kind ;)
KUTGW
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Happy worst birthday!
Many crappy returns.
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Yes Snuff couldn’t summarize it better meself ; many happy lightly browned “homos sausages” on the barbie LA.
And what a tremendous year it has been : politicians toppled , governments toppled . The ferment of ideas ( you wondered where that pong was coming from ) : your Gogol , your Googles , your Nitzsches and Nietzsches ,your Nurries , your Rattlers . No ideas person has been too hard to tackle , tremendous , and last of all , in passing I mention the city of Perth without all of this would not be possible.
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The sound of one pot cracking! Ola TWOP!!. ~ indeed – a reverse Ranga mermaid bucket bong seems quite an appropriate anniversary post! Pants off Laaaze!
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Yeah, congrats. It’s been most illuminating. I had no idea there was so much worstness in Perth.
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And there’s still a gigabyte stacked up. The pictures will hold out longer than my brain.
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Can we take any solace in believing Perth has become any less worst over the past year?
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Congratulations LA, your excellent site has kept me entertained daily. My favourite post so far has been “Fax it West”.
Belated thanks for the live election coverage – it was the most up to date and reliable source of news available in any media available in Cleveland.
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Bento : dodgy statistics : there has been a 10% improvement in Perth over the past year ( coming off a very low base)
and 90% of TWOPPERS post on work time, the rest are unemployed or on the pension.
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Just seen in search results. “What does the inside of a dolphin’s blowhole look like?” It may be connected with the searches for “Naked pictures of Noni Hazelhurst”.
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@ 13 Bill O’S
See how well TWOP helps to keep the mind focused on reality whilst otherwise engaged in matters incidental ;)
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Not sure why anyone would be interested but there is a sex scene with Noni Hazelhurst in the 1982 movie Monkey Grip.
Definitely a worst.
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Had to study Monkey Grip when I studied Film & TV, but got so intoxicated before the screening that I can’t remember a scene to this day. Don’t even remember Noni’s blowhole.
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Congratulations on your First Year, and may the second year have many more triumphs like the Boozy Sculpture
unfortunately, as the second year begins, Troy Buswell is in office, Nurry and Limpwrist are still writing garbage, Sattler is still being given a platform, and the Chris Mainwairing Memorial Ferris Wheel is on its way, so there is much work to be done.
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