Carmen "Was I before or after Peter Dowding? I don't recall."
And finally get to Cookster’s much anticipated “Hosing turds off the streets of Subiaco.” It defied my attempts to import it and edit some music on top, so here it is in it’s raw sewage state. Now this is what’s great about The Worst of Perth. Where else do people have a forum for posting original video of ordure covered streets. Cookster says…
These were the sights that greeted me on route to the snack bar bain marie at Subiaco one warm spring day last year. One look at the numerous blind mullet cavorting on the pavement which had been lovingly sprayed with some kind of sweet smelling detergent and I was completely off my hot dog with sauce. The bloke getting stuck in with the plunger was not amused in the slightest, but it surprised me the number of people happily splashing through the Mr Hanki filled puddles without a care in the world.
And more of Bento’s journey to the Heart of Darkness King Arthur’s world. Unbelievably crappy.
If I wasn't a myth I'd be turning in my grave - Arthur
And the text begins “Star Wars was born in 1977…” really.
Can gibberish be damaged by water?
Bento was also worsterising in Moscow, where he took exception to the band name Porcupine Tree. A Russian sign for a British Worst. I like it.
And one more from Rolly, who points out what a wonderful sense of humour Holden drivers have. Stop, you’re killing me! What about something else hilarious like “Vehicle frequently sideways.”?
How funny am I?
The Worst of Perth 
worstoff haiku #43,729
King Arthur for Prem:
He might know a few blokes for
Armour Cabinet.
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“Can gibberish be damaged by water?”
Fair go, LA. That’s an authentic medieval inkegette printeoutte. You have to expect a bit of wear and tear after all this time.
And while were on the medieval theme, did you know that Geoffrey Chaucer hath a blog?
http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/
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Umm, the text actually begins “In 1977, Star Wars was born.”
Just sayin’
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Complete slur against Holden drivers. This vehicle is actually a Nedloh. Produced in Norway as I understand.
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And Cookster’s problem with turds is what, exactly? He’s in advertising fer chrissakes.
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Apparently Jeep drivers are just as bad, Rolly. Rolly !
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/0772fcdb
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#5 Cookster was in the manner of Gogol’s Dead souls, trying to redeem mother Russia (subi). The turds are the serfs, the bloke the ruling princes, and the plunger the coat in the colour of the smoke and flame of Navarrino. The troika would be the…
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Yeah LA I had a gogolmobile but the engine fell out. For some reason Cookster got it in for us plumbers by showing one that hasn’t got his shit together. This is the first thing you do in any plumbing course they’ll tell ya : get your shit under control.
You can then proceed to all sorts of plumbing : indoor , outdoor and womens. Incidentally the work being undertaken on the eastern side of the causeway is in fact an extension to the Armagh Street shit pumping station.
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@ CK – I aint into advertising, I do the work somewhere inbetween advertising and journalism – often treated as a Subi turd by journalists who feel I have crossed over to the dark side and by advermatising execs for daring to want a share of their money swag.
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So it’s PR then Cookster? Is that better than advertising? Ai Ya!
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Aha, nice guess, but no cigar LA. I am, indeed, a serial killer. Didn’t I make myself obvious?
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Gazza is a bit upset as plumbing is always close to his heart. Gazza feels like he is being outplayed by the smartest kids in the school , but remember I am the plumber. This is latest from the sheikh from shitter’s bend.
“Academic Epidemic”
subi shit’s pavement
plumbing relations failure
no academic
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