The Cookster has been sending some very interesting worsts my way lately. I better put something up while I continue to struggle with the formatting of his turds in Subiaco video. Teh Cook was sent this photo via some intermediary at 6PR, but he won’t say who. Barra? Howard? Bob? C’mon, it’s Bob isn’t it? Bob seems a man who would appreciate a good worst. Bob, if you’re reading this (and apparently everyone at 6PR does), I’d really like to do a celebrity worst interview with you. Seriously. Phone, email, at the Silver Dollar (wait that’s gone) whatever.
Anyhow, Cookster’s friend at PR seemed to think the copyright was OK with this, but as a photographer myself I’d prefer to attribute it. So if it’s yours, let me know. It did give me a chance to contrast it with a similar themed photo for youse of The Lazy Aussie on station in Hong Kong, driving your education dollar further. I do have the numbers, but Richie may outdo me with collective cleavage. Or would that be gross cleavage? He’d need a stronger Lazy Susan than I would too I think.
I'll see your bimbos Benaud, and raise you some studious Chinesers...
The Worst of Perth 
He took 248 Test wickets and hit three centuries, but it looks like Richie is still scoring. Not bad for a bloke who’s 78 in a couple of months.
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My eyes are drawn to the little dribble on the paper table mat.
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That a *worst*????
No bloody way.
Definitely wishful thinking in my book.
See the way the beloved Mr. Benaud is carefully holding his glass and resting his other arm firmly on the table to prevent his hands from wandering.
The look on his face clearly indicates that his mind is far from the task of PR pix.
More likely on the posteriors of the pixies.
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It’s not a after and before photo shoot is it ? Benaud looks happier than a three legged tomcat who’s just found his fourth leg. Chappelli like dreamy smile on his face.
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Looking a bit silly mid-off TLA
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TLA, pic came courtesy of someone behind the scenes, a producer no less. Although I do correspond with Barra on occasion, sat next to Howard over lunch and once lived next door to Bob in Freo.
Yes, Benaud looks like the cat that got the cream, but TLA, looking at the left hand edge of your picture, I’d have to say you need a little more lead in your pencil old boy.
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Hey LA did teach those students to smile or did they learn to do that independantly?
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We were workshopping smiling and Lazy Susan operation.
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Well you did a “Dancer Job old Chap”.
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there is obviously many lines about “Lazy Aussie Vs Lazy Susan” but I wont go there……………………..
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I like to refer to them as Easy Susans
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At stumps Richtie was all out for whatever he could get……
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“There’s nothing more exciting than seeing the two captains… tossing on the pitch.” – actual Ritchie Benaud quote. I love this man so much.
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Marvellous.
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Ritchie creams his creams. LA beams. Those Hong Kong smiles are contagious. Were the other two members of the HK Women’s Invitational 11 under the table?
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They’re obviously down at fine leg Vic.
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…Is that Duck on the table ?
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With not a word of a lie – I once heard Richie call the score 2/222. I realised at the time that it may well be the greatest thing I ever heard in my life.
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My table? Of course. There was duck pork, chicken, everything. I was the honoured guest, so they had to roll out the red fatted calf as they say. Also a lovely dish of tripe and jellyfish combined, turtle, and I think frogs were on the menu that day.
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Dave @ 16 -I’ve stood next to LA at a urinal; that would be LONG leg.
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Well thanks Vic. At least someone noticed.
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Vic, if you went for a bit of a Leg Glance, would that then make you somewhat of a Leg Bi ?
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Touche, Groucho! I’ll let that one through to the ‘keeper.
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Just as long as LA doesn’t start aiming for the block hole……..might lust have to send in a ferret to cacth him out……ouch.
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Are the girls at Madame Tussard’s posing with Ritchie? Didn’t know they could do a waxy glass of wine.
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I wouldn’t do that if you want your ferret back, they will eat it if they can catch it in China.
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Lazy long leg swing
my block hole is unguarded
Szechwan ferret fear.
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or
Lazy long leg swing
should my Szechwan ferret fear
unguarded blockholes?
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Warm cask wine like armpit sweat
To see the middle stump my leg before
Wicket wicket man
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#25. His look a little more lifelike than my girls don’t you think?
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Lazy Susan turns
Richie swings a leg over
Two for two, two, two
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word play wizard LA…..nice
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Double or nothing was the toss
The frog jumped over the moon
Wasn’t a urinate but masturbate
Dickie Bird could tell
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Vundabah
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The flowers are dead.
Sweet disinfectant odours
mingle with poo smells.
-ancient Vic Demised
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Jeezus, Guys.
What the hell have you got circulating in your cranial cavities, formaldehyde?
Or just stale VB that hasn’t had time to drain off?
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Yes indeed… I wonder if the McClure tash is twitching right now?
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