Lovely finds from Jordache at Cigarettejeans. Jordache says
The sculptures are from up at Club Capricorn, Yanchep. This wasn’t even all of them! There were at least 4 others that were the Beatles and what I am assuming was Marilyn Monroe but I think the giant breasted mermaid and Wizard of Oz quartet are enough to go on with. Also, please try and figure out what the crazy coloured face one is supposed to represent? It’s like a leprechaun vomited all over it’s face.These are incredibly TWOP. They could have been produced by Satan himself. I think the first one might be David Bowie?
The Worst of Perth 
The bloke with the green shiner looks a bit like Barry Court.
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It’s Dennis Lillee.
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Who are those 2 blokes? Also, the mermaids arse may be restricting the dolphin’s blowhole.
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The dolphin is not looking that unhappy about it although it’s eyes are bulging a little.
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The mo guy could be Simon “asleep at the wheel” O’Brien shadow development minister, supposedly responsible for holding the government to account on the foreshore farce.
I’m sure it’s him.
http://www.parliament.wa.gov.au/Parliament/memblist.nsf/AllDocs/4350b7846b427322482565d0002a69b9?OpenDocument
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Omigod! The one next to Simon/Barry is Carmen Lawrence!
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the cowardly lion is no doubt crying on account of being elbowed in the ear by Dorothy. a free kick will be given for climbing on the mark.
congratulations on finding yet another copious bosom
after the Arse Quiz, how about a Tit Test?
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That’s coming Skink. Dongers and boozie sets being compiled right now. Wouldn’t mind a couple more cocks, but boozies are oversubscribed. Next one will be to celebrate a quarter of a million views in just a few days time.
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Is that a dribble of vomit on Dorothy’s chin?
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This is just disturbing, very very disturbing
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That’s Tattoo from Fantasy Island. Next to Max Walker.
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I think DC may be right. I’m seriously thinking it’s Carmen.
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It’s Princess Di.
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I’m glad you’ve finally come along to explain these.
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Seven years in suspense!
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even more disturbing is that they were commissioned by Alan Bond in the mid-eighties. I can’t remember the name of the chap who carved them but he was still making more up until Atlantis Marine Park closed in early nineties
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Mark LeBuse
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Bond mid eighties? So it could be John Bertrand and another America Cup dude?
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Oh I loved Atlantis! My parents were so glad when it shut down
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oh oh! atlantis! more information please! i wish this was still around, i would kill to have gone. these sculptures are awesome. so like anti art. but so good. especially brick face. whoa! cosmic.
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The top one is either Todd Johnson, Boy George or anyone from a Flock of Seagulls after a run-in with Ken Done.
Next we have Dennis Lillee & Jeff Thompson, or maybe Ritchie Benaud?
Those clowns at the bottom…. well its obvious Flipper and Jaqueline Bisset and the three musketeers!
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I’m embarrassed to say this post brought back some memories for me. I’ve got photos of me and Elvis in situ.
Must dig them out…
:)
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The eyes are all so ‘Children of the Damned’.
Carmen Laurence is trying to think of a brick wall, so that they won’t be able to take over her mind and find out that she really CAN recall!
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That mermaid has a rather masculine torso.
In the navy, you drop your car keys…
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Well that lot’s going to give me insomnia for a while.
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Brick face is Princess Di. https://placesabandoned.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/clock.jpg?w=588
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Thank you for that photo – awesome in its worstness.
Loving all the people having a day out, all the way out to Yanchep, to look at oversized royal teeth…
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Indeed, RR
Currently, people take the equivalent of a ‘day trip’ just to get to and from work.
Which is craziest?
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I don’t know, you could always take a chisel to some lime stone and see what you can produce???
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Not the best medium I’ve found. Anyone can come and carve it with their car keys later.
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