James rightly points out that it needs to be made clear that the man arrested for frightening children by feeding pigeons while wearing a g string backwards is from Perth SCOTLAND, not Perth Western Australia.
I must say I have some sympathy for this fellow. There are no instructions with thongs, and many people are used to having the larger area of the undies at the rear. A “friend” spent the most uncomfortable 3 weeks of their life, including the honeymoon…But perhaps that chapter should be closed. All I can say is, ADD MORE DIAGRAMS! Bonds et al.