String Bean

James rightly points out that it needs to be made clear that the man arrested for frightening children by feeding pigeons while wearing a g string backwards is from Perth SCOTLAND, not Perth Western Australia.

I must say I have some sympathy for this fellow. There are no instructions with thongs, and many people are used to having the larger area of the undies at the rear. A “friend” spent the most uncomfortable 3 weeks of their life, including the honeymoon…But perhaps that chapter should be closed. All I can say is, ADD MORE DIAGRAMS! Bonds et al.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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4 Responses to String Bean

  1. James says:

    As far as I can remember, it’s perfectly legal to feed pigeons in WA while wearing thongs, although I believe the nudity rules are quite similar to those of Scotland.


  2. Rolly says:

    This item would have to appeal to someone with a classic Scots name like the *real* LA.
    Anyone recognise the similarity in rationale?


  3. Frank Calabrese says:

    Which is why “Thongs” are called Flip Flops everywhere else.

    Can you imagine the cries of child abuse if a yank heard the following ?

    “The Kids love wearing their thongs while at the beach” :-)


  4. Nettie says:

    That’s so fecking funny! He must have drunk quite a lot seeing as winter has only just finished there. I supposed that’s why his genitals were only *partly* exposed – they had shrivelled in the cold!


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