Ever since Wildcat Rap, I have often seen the question “What happened to Tiny Pinder?” come up in the stats. The Worst of Perth has uncovered Tiny at Waldecks Nursery in Subiaco employed as a water feature. For only $1150 you can mount Tiny in the privacy of your own garden.
:: 
:: 
:: 
:: 
:: 
:: 
:: 
:: 
:: 
:: 
 | Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… |
| Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… |
 | AHC McDonald on The Montegiallo School of… |
| Anonymous on The Montegiallo School of… |
| Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … |
| Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … |
 | The Definitive Ranki… on Kalamunda, Australia’s u… |
| AHC McDonald on The Montegiallo School of… |
| Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… |
| Anonymous on Mr Fist |
| Anonymous on The Montegiallo School of… |
 | Blood on Review: “The Montegiallo Schoo… |
| Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… |
| Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… |
| Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… |
The Asia Beat
The Worst of Perth 
Why was the girl lying on the basketball court?
Tiny Pinder
LikeLike
As the very fat Scotsman said to the wee laddie; “Och! Yer name’s Little Willie, eh? I ha’ a little willie but I hav’na see him in ages.”
$1150.00 for another piece of pretentious sub-urban
stupidity.
Originality is evidently still not a component of Perth’s “Life Style” decision making.
LikeLike
I thought it would be pretty original to have Tiny’s donger as a water feature.
LikeLike
Hey Rolly, it looks like its just you and me holding the fort today – everyone else must be on Easter Holiday.
I didn’t notice the price when I first looked at the pics, now I’m not so sure what the Worst part is, the price or the turd like ornament.
LikeLike
Indeed, LA.
But one would never pass a health check with an appendage as poxy looking as that.
And just imagine the comments in the post-match showers.
It reminds me of the little birthday joke:
Q. “What do you give to the guy (or gal) who’s already got everything?”
A. “Broad spectrum antibiotics.”
Which has its origins pre-HIV and genital herpes, obviously.
Cybill, (could that also be sibyl?) I’m an avowed devotee of the “Freedom FROM religion” discipline, which, together with a decidedly acidic opinion of people ‘en-masse’, inclines me to remain discrete and distant from the madding crowds during periods of festive excesses.
LikeLike
I know what it looks like, but what’s it supposed to actually look like? If you know what I mean? It looks something like a glory hole water feature!
And how the hell do they expect to sell something that looks like a very sickly ‘gentleman’s area’ for $1150?????
LikeLike
LOL It reminds me of something I once saw in a really bad porn movie!
…not that I watch porn or anything…
Maybe I should just shut up right about now.
LikeLike
Is it a one off?
LikeLike
One in that condition would probably fall off.
LikeLike
But yes, what’s it supposed to be if not Tiny’s donger. And Rolly, you wouldn’t expect an organ so widely and frequently used not to have a few battle scars would you?
LikeLike
Isn’t that a Robert Mapplethorpe design? Might explain the price tag.
LikeLike
R.M. had nothing to do with the design. You can find almost identical “spouts” all around the Med. I abhor the proliferation of these pseudo antiquities especially by the pseudo educated.
LikeLike
So it’s supposed to be a knob right? No? It needs to be able to do a piss ring. That would be cool.
LikeLike
A piss ring, LA? Please explain?
LikeLike
Check out the maps link (if it works). Piss rings and theire precise locations that I’ve done around the world. Only a sandgroper eh? :-D
LikeLike
Scurrilous, be careful about your questions or Rolly will call you pseudo educated. A piss ring is a boy thing – a rotating urinator, if you will, leaves a delightful mark on the road and is known as a ……
LikeLike
Hey, nonny mouse PT: I’m so antiquated that I’d almost forgotten the delights of creating such artistic delights.
Can also recall the joys of making yellow piss-holes in the snow.
Which is what my eyes used to resemble after long weekends drinking warm pommy beer.
LikeLike
The art (or would it be the craft?) of piss rings has been lost, going the way of the map of Australia car aerials.
LikeLike
I hope this wasn’t you LA ? :-)
Click to access 080325%200830%20Canning%20Vale%20Statues%20Charges.pdf
LikeLike
The First version went into the ether, so I’ll try again :-)
I immediately thought of LA when I heard about this on the radio.
Click to access 080325%200830%20Canning%20Vale%20Statues%20Charges.pdf
LikeLike
Simce this site is having problems with the WA Police Media Releases I will try a different tack :-)
When I heard this story on the radio, I immediately thought of Lazy Aussie :-)
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,23428197-2761,00.html
LikeLike
Has anyone else noticed the Soil and Stone ad which is on TV at the moment??
At the very start of the ad, in the background, a woman is seen activating one of these pee-fountains by giving it an affectionate little tweak.
I had no idea until I saw the ad just how small these things are. There’s no reference object in the TWOP photos so I had just assumed an ‘average’ size – how wrong I was.
LikeLike
This one is a fairly generous size. It was a cold day too.
LikeLike
I’m a lion and swan man Frank.
LikeLike
Pingback: Flushing Meadows « The Worst of Perth
Pingback: Flushing Meadows « The Worst of Perth
For some reason this reminds me of a web page that uses images from classical art to show American women what an uncircumcised penis looks like (most males are stilled snipped in the States). Since classical art generally isn’t too generous with the size for reasons of decency (or due to the ancient Greeks’ penchant for pre-teen boys) it must leave the impression in the young women that their circumcised American boyfriend is hung like a horse. Sadly, I didn’t bookmark the page and now can’t find it…. Anyways, leaves me wondering if there is a circumcised version of this water feature for the North American market?
LikeLike
I should have put a matchbox next to it for scale. Definitely puts Michaelangelo’s David to shame.
LikeLike
@26, Kat B.
You’re watching too many of the fairy tales on the naughty pictures sites and other ‘wishful thinking’ sources of anatomical interest.
Like human intelligence (sorry for the second reference today to this oxymoron) the reality is often somewhat smaller than some like to believe.
LikeLike
Pingback: Breasts and Dongers of WA Art « The Worst of Perth
Last I heard, he was working at the Sydney Fish Markets, and that was roughly 10 years ago
LikeLike
Pingback: Grotty Grotto « The Worst of Perth
Pingback: Ricky Grace - The New Adrian Barich? « The Worst of Perth
Pingback: Melbourne Cup Worst « The Worst of Perth
Pingback: The Ledge of Reality « The Worst of Perth
Pingback: Wake in Fright « The Worst of Perth
Pingback: Lest We Forget our Muffins « The Worst of Perth
Pingback: Hung like a donkey? « The Worst of Perth
I pay $2.95 for kinder suprise and i get a chineese toy worth 5cents its a rip off.
LikeLike
Wow that much for that stupid fountain well i saw one that was Two Fibreglass Mushrooms for $3325.
LikeLike
Pingback: four legs good | The Worst of Perth
Pingback: Outrage Sunday 67 politics | The Worst of Perth
TinY Pinder back in jail:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/newshome/20179904/tiny-pinder-back-in-jail/
LikeLike