Clock Suckers

People have different triggers which can send them into a gibbering rage. For some its’ the use or misuse of apostrophes’, but for others it’s public clocks which are stopped or wrong. If you are one of these, don’t go down Loftus Street West Leederville, near where the tunnel begins. One pole, 4 clocks, all wrong. Is handy though to City West Massage if clock stress gets too much for you.


About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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9 Responses to Clock Suckers

  1. meccano101 says:

    It could be a giant rubiks puzzle that only gives you the correct time when it is solved. Does it rotate L.A?


  2. Anonymous Perthon says:

    The “City Clock” permanently stuck in 1983 – that just about sums up Perth


  3. tomthrett says:

    yucky! also see the clock outside coles/djs at claremont. foul! stopped for as long as i can remember. and speaking of massage parlours, maybe you should check out ‘perth steam house’ i beleive its called,m just off william st in northbridge, on forbes road i think. a gay beat i found out! how awesome! right oppoiste viet hoa. la you should do some’research’ ha!


  4. Rage says:

    “For some its’ the use or misuse of apostrophes’”

    I hope that was deliberate, Lazy Aussie.

    (Incorrect grammar is one of my main triggers).


  5. gaugepin says:

    At least the layer of dribbled grime is well maintained.


  6. Nettie says:

    That’s one god awful clock!


  7. max says:

    Is the clock still there? who does it bleoing to ? Max


  8. Leanne says:

    It’s horrorlogical!


  9. Scanners says:

    Quite some years on and that clock is still there. I wondered if there was a post about it and have not been let down. Why does it still exist? Why does it claim to be the City Clock, when quite clearly it’s well outside the boundaries of the CBD? It’s not only a time liar, its a geographical liar.


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