idontfknlovepink

The Pink lovin’ pink car shouldn’t venture to Darlington. Pink CDs are cast out as rubbish, waiting for the next bushfire to consume her evil pinky sounds. Some may remember the similar sad but well deserved fate for the Travelling Wilburys.

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A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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26 Responses to idontfknlovepink

  1. David Cohen says:

    Haiku 6070:

    Burning bush of P!nk
    Sounds like autumn rain teeming,
    On a worst funhouse.

  2. Ljuke says:

    So much ‘tude and look where it got her.

  3. shazza says:

    Haiku 6071

    what evil clowns did
    no get this party started
    a rock star, so what?

  4. Pfortner says:

    Haiku 6072

    I’m not here for your
    Cottagewares, couldn’t you just
    Build us a skate park?

  5. orbea says:

    pink in my fruit trees
    dangling reflecting suns rays
    keeps fruit fly away

  6. skink says:

    Haiku 6074

    fame dies quickly
    like cherry blossom blown by the wind
    pink fades to brown

    • David Cohen says:

      Brillianr, skink: moody, evocative, a multitude of images.

      Is the 4-9-4 pattern the Belmost twist on the poetic form?

    • skink says:

      rules are necessary only for the beginner
      Lorca

      • Snuff says:

        Any danger of a snappy Xtranormal rendition, skink ? It’s been a while.

      • skink says:

        it’s Belmont blues haiku
        if you listen you can hear the flat fifth on the kigo
        note the coprophilic reference, which is so integral to my oeuvre

        but here’s a rigid form for the pedant:

        fame dies too quickly
        like cherry blossom on the wind
        pink fading to brown

      • Mez says:

        agreed on haiku rules skink
        the Chinese never followed them
        as the butterfly float etc…

        • skink says:

          Belmont people know haiku.

          There is a cultural exchange program with Belmont’s twin city Adachi.

          they come over here and teach us haiku, and a delegation of people from the food court at Belmont Forum go over there and teach them how to get as much food as possible on your plate at the Chinese Combination.

  7. Dexter says:

    Pink’s Bush?

  8. Pfortner says:

    You put the manure
    UNDER the layer of mulch
    Fuckin’ hobbyists

  9. Mez says:

    hey! I’ve got 5 comments in a row now!
    is that a record?
    (besides Greg)

  10. You be drunken pig
    Pinks bits scratched eucalyptus
    comments run rampant

  11. Mez says:

    drunken sow I am
    a sodden correspondent
    off to the beer fridge

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