Three notes seen around the place. I did like the Dalkeith House pic and loved the No Derows disclaimer. And urgent sale! I’ve just realised that Farnham is a complete knob! A more generous discount would have been better, or was that what they’d pay you to take the tickets? And the last one I have no idea what it’s about. 



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Nice, TLA. The first one just screams non derow, doesn’t it, and it’s only an abductive inference, but I’d ratiocinate that the last one is another of those hilarious RSVP.com profiles.
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it would appear that smoking the flesh pipe is a booming tradefrom this ad
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Hour after hour, day after day, without rest, without bite, bitterness or sludge. I can see why, mp.
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very grim indeed snuff!
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Like herding sheep, mp, dark and lonely work.
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Snuff, just posted said quote on the IRL blog with due respect paid to yourself of course. Merci!
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As always, you’re too kind, mp. I’m but a mere messenger. It is a quote worthy of its own post however, so well done.
ps. I got a 404 on the the God Knows link.
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ta. checking now.
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Of course it is – I HAVE hinted that we should make it the official TWOP Meet :-)
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mght try and go Sunday. They don’t serve piss there though.
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Do a Recce and then organise it :-)
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Darwin Award winners Snuff?
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Definitely contenders, shaz. How’s Rootto ?
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Haven’t left yet. Will post from the beautiful island tonight.
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TLA: These notices aren’t by any chance near UWA are they? Hmmm
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No, Sloppy and Derow at Curtin, Farnsy in Inglewood.
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Sloppy needs to appear as today’s guest commentator or the post’s a failure – the bar’s been raised.
Why would I buy John Farnham tickets at a piddling discount of $7 when I could get 2 weeks at $310 (or lower) in the BIG house with the BIG pool in Dalkeith (or if you don’ t know where that is, think of rakish Nedlands) with the 2 guys who can do tech drawing? Sounds like my kind of holiday and I won’t take the children.
Can you send me the contact number TLA.
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But aren’t you a Derow?
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Maybe I am to people who live in Dalkeith (Nedlands). A Derow from the worst part of Town of Vincent, the wrong side of Lord St. I’m generally clean tidy though and reliable. And guy/girl.
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i actually thought when i looked at those house drawings that it was a hovering alien craft ready to abduct the occupants for someanal probing.
perhaps that’s why the rent is reasonable?
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The Hovering swimming pool is an axample of UP expansion in Perth suburbs.
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saw the flesh pipe poster the other day and i was just as confused as aussie.
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Did it appear just after Oktoberfest?
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why yes g’day it did, just outside the main caff.
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John Farnham (also big)
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Gosh I wish you’d left the contact details for that up. I’d ring and buy those tickets even if they were for last week.
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For Sale
3x John Farnham tickets. Urgent sale. $340
Will swap for BnS Tickets.
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Speaking of Farnham, a reminder to check out Ch 7, the First 50 Years tonight at 8.30pm which will include a montage of him over the years miming to the same original recording of Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head – which he stopped doing in 1980-81 where he was forced to do an encore of the last bit from the accoustic guitar bit 3 times in a row.
His 1989 appearance required him to do live vocals over a devoiced backing track -ie they used the original Whispering Jack/Age Of Reason tracks, but with his lead vocal removed.
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Frank is that TV thing on in Freo? I wouldn’t mind seeing it.
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Bah, I’ve replied to the wrong post.
See my reply HERE.
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and here is a sneak preview in photo form.
http://watvhistory.com/2009/10/the-first-50-years-tvw-channel-7-tonight-at-830pm-friday-october-16th-2009/
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I have just seen the most disturbing thing on the news. Alan Jones accompanied by Andre Reieu singing “We are Australian.”
Unless he is being ironic/ post modern/ self referential it disgusts me.
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Worse than tis?
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Yep, worse than that.
But still better than Wilson Tuckey singing “Treaty”
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And here are the creme de la creme of TVW “Stars” handing out Cupcakes in the Murray St Mall.
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/gallery/0,21592,5061375-5013959,00.html
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