Remember, comrades, your resolution must never falter. No argument must lead you astray. Never listen when they tell you that Sam Newman and the animals have a common interest, that the prosperity of the one is the prosperity of the others. It is all lies. Sam Newman serves the interests of no creature except himself. And among us animals let there be perfect unity, perfect comradeship in the struggle. Sam newman is the enemy. All animals are comrades.
Animal Farm.
What’s not worst about this? Start with Peel thunder, the Dockers of the WAFL. Just a mistake that they ever got off the ground. Also, it’s bouncy castle, not jumpy, and Sam Newman? As Ljuke said to me, if he doesn’t make a joke about ejaculating on your wife, you should demand your money back. And Animal Farm? Don’t get me started.
Update. already a vanished worst.
Your wife, my face.
One prostate over the line sweet Jesus
The Worst of Perth 
also note the major sponsor: Phoenix Shut Down Services
maybe they could shut Newman down
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Only Zombie Kerry Packer has the power to shut Newman down.
When the Zombiepocalypse comes, you’ll see.
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I’m still trying to assimilate the astonishing fact that it costs 10 dollars to get into a WAFL game. The need to rip your own eyes out for being sullied by poor disposal skills and yet paying for the privilege?
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Come for lunch on the 8th and stay for the game on the 16th…..now there’s a bargain. I think most of the supporters that would go to a game like this would fit into the “concession” category.
Is there grass on the oval ? Certainly looks greener on this side of the fence
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Why are there monkeys around the jumpy castle copy?
Monkeys, devils, neanderthals…it’s a mixed menu that’s rising from those ashes…
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A recent picture of Sam Newman.
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I used to work in the office next to Sam’s ‘office’ at GTV9 – think bar, ensuite, lounges etc when I was the production editor of the ill-fated Footy Show Magazine.
Of course we were the poor cousins (twice removed) of the ‘real’ Footy Show team, who even had the gall to bill us for ‘writing’ copy for the mag – yes, even Ed billed us to speak crap into a recorder for five minutes and have one of us turn it into an editorial piece.
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That’s bringing the name of Skeletor into disrepute.
You can take a week or have it refered.
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