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China is the Bamboo Curtain…those pinko Commies tried the Iron Curtain…there’s even the Cheddar Curtain in the USA.
Now we have the Brick Curtain. As Darth Vader says, “The circle is complete”.
I’m putting in a bid for that to be ‘not worst’. I love the brick painting. It’s been done with a lot of love and thought. Think what a boring, bland, ugly shopfront it’d be without the curtins.
I’ve spent too much time trying to come up with a gravitar and haven’t anything sensible to say about this post. I was worried the pic was too obvious but if you’ve gone for a cracked pot BCF then I guess it’s ok.
I am stunned and appalled by my first look at the images on this blog. Some of this stuff would not look out of place along highways of ambitious American towns or dwindling American suburbs.
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Detectives Beyond Borders
“Because Murder Is More Fun Away From Home” http://www.detectivesbeyondborders.blogspot.com/
God i hate the look of this place, it offends my eyes daily as it’s just around the corner from my house! Are you stalking me LA? that’s 2 near my house in a short time frame.
It’s in decent need of a new paint job, and perhaps some rendering of bricks? That big red brick wall is sooo fugly!
A dog trained to detect oncoming epileptic fits a cost of $450k had such foul farts that it could not be placed and was eventually put down. 3 weeks ago
McGowan promises a baby giraffe naming competition every day he's Premier. New Labor leader fires the first shot across the jowls of Colin 3 weeks ago
3000 cars burnt in Rockingham festivities as delinquents, bogans and retirees celebrate Mark McGowan's leadership. Like a sunny Pyongyang, t 3 weeks ago
Thai economy slump linked to Molly Meldrum accident. Molly"s annual Thai holiday annually injects $32m into Thailand. $2m in Daiquiris, $3m 4 weeks ago
RT @theasiabeat: Lionel Ritchie and Air Supply finally drop out of the Chinese music charts after 20 years. 1 month ago
China is the Bamboo Curtain…those pinko Commies tried the Iron Curtain…there’s even the Cheddar Curtain in the USA.
Now we have the Brick Curtain. As Darth Vader says, “The circle is complete”.
From far away it looks like an array of upturned bottles of Schweppes Traditional Lemonade emptying into the carpark.
It DOES look like bottles emptying, you’re right.
Swagalicious
It looks like the set of a really bad western. I keep expecting saloon girls to come dancing out. (or young white lesbians dressed as saloon girls)
I hope it brings in custom for them.
I don’t think I’ll be shopping there.
:)
CB
I’d so live there.
The worst thing about it is the misspelling. In the interests of consistency, the sign really should read “Betta Curtuns”.
I’m putting in a bid for that to be ‘not worst’. I love the brick painting. It’s been done with a lot of love and thought. Think what a boring, bland, ugly shopfront it’d be without the curtins.
OK, done. Two not worsts in 1 week. I’m not sure if that’s good.
That place used to be a Solomon’s Carpets. The paintjob it had back then was even worse. Wish I had a photo :/
A lovely gateway building for the City of Gosnells. Melville has the Raffles, Gosnells has ‘Betta Curtains’.
it sort of reminds me of Captain Pugwash, its got that really cheap cardboard cutout 2D pirate look abowd it!
I like the cracked pot gravatar, Bedfordonian, although I don’t see it this time I log in. It may take a while to stick.
Forever Cracked!! She’ll no take it Captn, the delithium crystals are no holdin it!! hehe!!
I’ve spent too much time trying to come up with a gravitar and haven’t anything sensible to say about this post. I was worried the pic was too obvious but if you’ve gone for a cracked pot BCF then I guess it’s ok.
If you untied the brick curtains would the whole building fall down?
I am stunned and appalled by my first look at the images on this blog. Some of this stuff would not look out of place along highways of ambitious American towns or dwindling American suburbs.
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Detectives Beyond Borders
“Because Murder Is More Fun Away From Home”
http://www.detectivesbeyondborders.blogspot.com/
God i hate the look of this place, it offends my eyes daily as it’s just around the corner from my house! Are you stalking me LA? that’s 2 near my house in a short time frame.
It’s in decent need of a new paint job, and perhaps some rendering of bricks? That big red brick wall is sooo fugly!