Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Head Wagon

One from the much missed Bedford Crackpot, who now spends his time mulching this, and sustaining that. A loss to worsting. Inglewood.

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War and Peace

By Meccano. Melbourne. If you’re throwing out your Bible AND Warcraft paraphernalia, there’s only one explanation. Minecraft. I wish Meccano had looked in the Warner Music tube. Tupac anyone?

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Juxtaposed

These two photos, the first from Ben R and the second from Kylie, seem somehow connected. I am unable to exactly articulate why. Write the story in your own heads.

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Nuevo Dirty Dicks

Roar Publicity contacted me and asked me if I wanted to do and interview with Bobby Jewell, “The Lads’ Chef”. Just for something different for youse, I said Yes. Bobby is launching a book, “The Lad’s Chef Cookbook”. but possibly … Continue reading

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The talking dating game…

For 21 years this cassette fuelled pre teen fantasies of tape hiss, dolby, the possibilities of chromium dioxide and talking to boys. Now the oxide covered tape is spooled all over Fort Street Bayswater like whale shark semen off the … Continue reading

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JB’s Mobile Sperm Bank

I’ve walked past the Perth Arena site a few times without taking a shot, believing that not much worsting would be available until the terrible design was realised, (apart from the massive budgetary cock-ups by the previous Labor Government and … Continue reading

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Skinful

There is no hunting like the hunting of clams, and those who have hunted bearded clams long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.” Ernest Hemingway Christoph H saw these bloody skins in Kardinya and rendered the … Continue reading

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Junk in the trunk

Since we were at Curtin yesterday, perhaps it’s time for this at Murdoch. Orbea claims this is an elephant, and also claims it has taken weeks to gather even this many objects. Is it really an elephant Orb? I don’t … Continue reading

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Piss sinkers united…

…may sometimes be divided. This is the march on the VC’s office, protesting against the restrictions to be placed on any 2010 Octoberfest at Curtin University. It’s happening as I type! At any moment I expect flames to be rising … Continue reading

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Strange Fruit

Applecross trees bear strange fruit, vinyl on the leaves and pvc at the root, plastic bodies swinging in the southern breeze, Strange fruit hanging from the Jacaranda trees. Here is fruit for the crows to pluck, For the rain to … Continue reading

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