Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 73 heaven

Posted on October 7, 2012 by rottobloggo

How do you get to heaven? If you’re a P-Plater you speed along Great Eastern Hwy to Perth with your leg out your window: Take a dip in an untreated water body: Go to a Sunday session where the “prize” … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | 12 Comments

Outrage Sunday 72 hope

Posted on September 30, 2012 by rottobloggo

The toilets of Curtin University: clearly a better type of graffiti than U-Dub or the others. An invitation: A Star Trek-hater writes: Goethe? Zeno of Citium? Adrian de la Touche? Hoey? Ouch: Shane Warne studies at Curtin?: This wasn’t in … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst book, worst graffiti, worst toilet | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 24 Comments

Outrage Sunday 71 pool of poofterism

Posted on September 23, 2012 by rottobloggo

Our old friend Ray Abs Conder is back! Mind you, he never really went away. His letter in this week’s Voice is superlative. “Bunch of poofters…expose yourselves…pool of poofterism”. Some don’t write letters – they advertise. It’s a long way … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst advertising, worst language, worst people | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 17 Comments

Outrage Sunday FIFOnation

Posted on September 16, 2012 by rottobloggo

I’m grateful to David ‘Jezza’ Bell for the first four pics. WA is turning into a gaint Airstrip One, where Cessnas disgorge flouro-vested workers who dream of guitar-shaped barbeques. Maths was never my best subject, but if the artwork is … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst car, worst people | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

Outrage Sunday 69 overwhelming evidence

Posted on September 9, 2012 by rottobloggo

Krazy Kym bought a glue gun at Spotlight while I inspected the exterior. The books on the table of this woman who has it all are Images of Rock & Roll and Hollywood Portraits: Classic Scene Stills 1939-51. It’s a … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst people, worst sign | Tagged , , , , | 7 Comments

Outrage Sunday 68 Dear Friends

Posted on September 2, 2012 by rottobloggo

The ultimate passive/aggressive sign/note. Even the font makes me feel tense. There are rules for everything at UWA. Apart from TWoP reporters, who is going to read this in full?

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst toilet | Tagged , , , | 9 Comments

Outrage Sunday 67 politics

Posted on August 26, 2012 by rottobloggo

How can we, that sign worsting there, Our affection stick On ‘Diss or on Svenkage Or on Pinder politics? Yet here an unravelled man knows What he grafs about, And there’s a semiotician That has read, not sought, And maybe … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst graffiti | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

Outrage Sunday 66 effluent clients

Posted on August 19, 2012 by rottobloggo

Our associate Bento might be a rainmaker, but at least he is in the Lynne Truss mould when it comes to punctuation: he captured this heinous WAToady screenshot (respect): It’s enough to make you want to do an Echo Newspapers … Continue reading →

Posted in *Worst of Australia, Uncategorisable Worsts, worst advertising, worst book, worst newspaper, worst town | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 53 Comments

Outrage Sunday 65 On First Looking into Beechboro’s Homer

Posted on August 12, 2012 by rottobloggo

Much have I driven in Beechboro streets, And many worstly prams and specials seen; Round many Cocos’d gardens have I been ‘Fore ending it all in a Maccas seat. But one registered lawn I had been told That no-browed Homer … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, Uncatetorisable worsts | Tagged , , , | 5 Comments

Outrage Sunday 64 the toilet secrets of Mt Lawley

Posted on August 5, 2012 by rottobloggo

I expected nice pastels, the mundane: But I walked into a brown and yellow Confusion of a potter gone insane: What mind devised this decor fiasco? He staggered in to the terrible room In red trousers and a pair of … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst interior design, worst toilet | Tagged , , | 22 Comments