Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Overseas gnome porn

Manchester: an Englishman’s home is his castle. While in northern Wales, it’s his Dunwoody.

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Outrage Overseas farting dog

Wonderful: deep in the Georgian splendour of Bath, someone makes the time to deface advertising with a farting Mambo dog.

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Outrage Overseas no war today

The country that gave us Shakespeare, Austen, Dickens, Woolf, and Orwell has degenerated to using phrases such as “adverse weather conditions” on signs. Mind you in Teh Pert these days we say “weather event”. Please, William, could your Norman and … Continue reading

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Outrage Overseas Brighton filth

Mayor Jason Kitcat has a lot on his plate – and in his streets. Revolting bin men (and women) mean rubbish is lapping at the shores of the sea. The stench is delightful! The seagulls here are as big as … Continue reading

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Outrage Overseas knocked down

Blackfriars Road. They have some nice glasshouses, though: the Express building on Fleet Street.

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it’s been trying to und all day

I blame the silent death-from-the-sky that is the CHEMTRAILS. Everything is uncertain these days – including TWOP with Major Rainmaker Bento at the wheel. Yes, you heard me right. I’m getting out of town.

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Outrage Sunday 104 justify

First, I checked into the wrong place on Teh Facetube. Then I got busted using the women’s loo. Then someone asked me to suck their cock for $50. Finally I was called a white invading cunt for not providing a … Continue reading

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please sir can I have some more?

First they thought friands were OK instead of muffins. Then mini-burgers started appearing on menus. Now: mini-bangers and mash. Look at what Bento was served last night. Just look at it. Judging by the (unsucked) pen, the plate is about … Continue reading

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starving child

It would have had to be peckish to hoover up a Dyson, right? But my astonishment at this headline on page 5 of Teh West today evaporated when I read the very serious and troubling report. How soon before Rainmaker … Continue reading

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you can with a Canon

Our favourite balcony-dweller Bento popped up this morning to share his bafflement at the photo on this PerthNow report. “What’s with the weird choice of stock photo? Do they really think he was a 185cm Asian man with a DSLR?” … Continue reading

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