Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 134 orjazzm

Posted on February 9, 2014 by rottobloggo

The roads were slippery around Gnangarra. There was tension in Cottesloe. I was glad to safely return to my Padbury Heights backyard.

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born to serve the JEWS

Posted on February 5, 2014 by rottobloggo

Maaaate: what about reporters who are JEWS? Where’s my special deal? Sheesh.

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Outrage Sunday 133 To Sleep

Posted on February 2, 2014 by rottobloggo

O soft South Terrace of stifling midday, Shutting, like sunnies of magic design, Our glare-gumm’d peepers on the vibrant fray, Semi-shaded, left in listing recline: Golden brown sun! if so it please thee, close During Someone Like You my squinty … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 132 multi-billion dollar industries

Posted on January 26, 2014 by rottobloggo

Happy ‘Straya Day! If everyone had bought a cooling scarf, 4WD flag, morph suit, tutu et al it would be…er… Speaking of multi-billion dollar industries: jingoism, porn, Halloween. Susan (name changed) says: “Afterward, I felt a huge gush of relief. … Continue reading →

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Lickerland

Posted on January 24, 2014 by rottobloggo

To Na Zillun, and the sleepy town of Tirau (pop. 800), where they have the largest corrugated iron sheepdog in the world. “Tirau has a wonderfully unique Information Centre housed in a building in the shape of a dog, which … Continue reading →

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Wherefore art thou?

Posted on January 20, 2014 by rottobloggo

“It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop’s ear; Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear.” Or, as that tuna-topper Bento put it: “I bow to the king of Juliet … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 131 adverse fire weather

Posted on January 19, 2014 by rottobloggo

More scoop pics from New Canaan via Missy Rach. This guy isn’t as poetic as some whitegoods. I trust the wider shop sets that stapler-kisser Bento’s teeth on edge.What is the what? The fire weather is adverse. What is fire … Continue reading →

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The Bicycle Seat Thief

Posted on January 13, 2014 by rottobloggo

Now this is a bargain: “perfect condition but seat missing”. Matt is flexible on the $50 price. Many thanks to the Cott Kid for the Gumtree spot.

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Outrage Sunday 130 sorry for your inconvinience

Posted on January 12, 2014 by rottobloggo

I have renamed Belmont as New Canaan, as it is a land that flows with milk and honey. Or it was on Thursday morning. There wasn’t any honey. Behold the burning bush in the background, near the Super (N)IGA sign. … Continue reading →

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FAG

Posted on January 10, 2014 by rottobloggo

No kerning issues here. Sheesh. The fridge has been a war zone since these magnets were unwrapped at the Xmas office party.

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