Author Archives: rottobloggo

Berry good

Posted on February 19, 2015 by rottobloggo

A colleague enjoyed the conflation of berry content in today’s paper of record. “Were you affected by the 2008 Chinese milk scandal? Call in now!”

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Outrage Sunday 184 saucy Rottnest

Posted on February 15, 2015 by rottobloggo

Perth seems to have been occupied by gaints. Much safer here on the beautiful Isle, where the only worries are big prices for little sauce, and the large sexual organs of the natives.

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Outrage Sunday 183 fine dining

Posted on February 8, 2015 by rottobloggo

There’s nothing I like more than Corean kimchi (if you don’t include Cobe beef, Cansas corn, or Calamunda waffles). As per Bethany, they’re selling Belgian stuff here. Krazy Kym loves it when we “go Dutch” and I bring her some “rollmops” … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 182 strong with the Bogan

Posted on February 1, 2015 by rottobloggo

I choked on my Nikki when I read this, in Chris Taylor’s Star Wars history: “Vader defeats Deak because he is ‘strong with the Bogan’ – Lucas’s initial name for the Dark Side of the Force.” Did George have a … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 181 played out

Posted on January 25, 2015 by rottobloggo

Apologies for the late start, but KK and I have more or less been living at Fringe since Friday evening negotiating our 2016 act. I can’t say too much, of course, but it will include a headline generator, gaint vibrant … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 180 heaps free bub

Posted on January 18, 2015 by rottobloggo

Sometimes it’s the little things that outrage: Claremont. Perth. Guildford.

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Outrage Sunday 179 it’s all good

Posted on January 11, 2015 by rottobloggo

It’s all good in WGV. I wondered if I was in SoFro. It’s all good when you’re the king of the Guildford castle and surveying your world from your luxurious verge. It’s all good when you and your blond trophy wife sun … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 178 National Sunday Law

Posted on January 4, 2015 by rottobloggo

A free book in my letterbox! This was gripping. Basically (I think I have this right) Seventh Day Adventists know the ZOG is about to make Sunday worship compulsory, thus giving free reign to Satan, free $10 chicens, the Pope, … Continue reading →

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Thank you for driving safely

Posted on January 3, 2015 by rottobloggo

The gateway to the Swan Valley! Meanwhile, TLA had a blast in Denmark! 

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objets trouvé

Posted on January 2, 2015 by rottobloggo

Hay Street, Perth.

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