So.
Farewell then
The Taj-on-Swan.
Me, Reign of Error, Pete F.,
And a dozen reporters
Searched for gold, silver, coconuts,
But found C&B.
Soon you will be
Roadbase in Treeby.
People got sick of the aggra
And the setbacks.
I wept, but was it
Building dust in my eye?
No more Taj stories?
Don’t bet on it.
E.J. Thribb-Cohen (17 1/2 domes)
Rotto has missed the story as usual.
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Gaaaahhh. FIRED (again).
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Olsen! Get in here!
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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the outrages of our lives
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Presumably hot pies are back on the menu for smoko now? Looks like the curse of the buried pie was true after all.
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The buried pie you say? I’ve heard that there was a whole new meaning of the term ‘Get some pork on your fork’ going on there. I heard that the brick render contained very much the same mixed minces as I would use in making a ‘spag bog’. And let me blow my own trumpet here if I may, I certainly make one very mean spag bog. Aaaarrrr.
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You blow in your spag? Ewww
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In Peppy Grove did Ammonia Kings
A stately pleasure dome decree
With finishes of global blings
And hairy palms for every tree
Gold tap fixtures on all the johns
And laser systems for the lawns
As past the sacred River Swan
Sailed to its sunny sea
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AWESOME
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Top stuff
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Give that man a medal!
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I met a traveller from a sun-drenched land,
Who said—“Two enormous titties of cement
Stand in the suburbs. . . .or did recently stand,
Go out to find them and you’ll wonder where they went
For they, and all the Taj (For so t’was called)
Have met the fate that every wrecker brings
To both the lively and the lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the mouth that bawled;
And on the foremost tit itself, these words appeared:
NDIANS ARR NYDE DOGS!!!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
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The idyll idle
The fertiliser sidled up to the fan
The fraud rumbled
The cupola tumbled
A gaint C & B appears
Parkourers have tears
Like the Titanic
The Taj epiphanic
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There’s an idol turned to rubble
Somewhere up in peppy grove
Where Himalayan cocos thought to sway
Now slumdogs pass and take a piss
Where taj on swan once stood
For the tight jeans of rhadika wouldn’t pay
He was known as mad carew and apologies are due…
http://ingeb.org/songs/theresae.html
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