From Renmark to Indochine. Krazy Kym got stuck into this, let me tell you. I trust Reign of Error is satisfied with the luxuriant pubes.
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
Wow point plantain at porcelain! I just love those cool oriental strategy games, you put the plate on a footpath spin it and see who runs off with it a Buddhist monk or a monkey. While watching the footy on a big screen and drinking Bintang!
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Not to mention the unexpected surprise of finding your hot date from the bar is sporting an extra plantain when you get back to the hotel. Flight Centre never mentioned that in the brochure.
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Those plantains are off-brochure, reserved for Qantas flight attendants. If the bar conversation turns to banana fritters you should look for Adams apples. Not that I’d know, but a friend told me.
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Pisang goreng gets you in-flight service
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May contain nuts.
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A friend told you about THAT??
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Friend and mentor, sadly missed. He was dedicated to his first love, orientalist cliches and refused to sell out to the politically correct new money over at the Confucius institute. Fundamentally decent, he always wore footy shorts under his sarong and bought new thongs for Anzac day at the embassy. Sadly slipped into a giant banana split while on assignment in Phuket.
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He wasn’t the first to cop a packet in SE Asia and he won’t be the last.
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See Sean Flynn?
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And Dana Stone. RIP.
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If you added a dog turd and some soiled panties you could have a Tracey Emin.
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ISO9001 accredited Jatz crackers. Discharge on plate is acknowledged too. 7/10
Renmarkians, take careful note. It’s officially time to lift your game
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457 visa material right there. Rockpool have agreed to sponsor the Chef based on that photo alone
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Manu “Zee ‘eero of zee dish”
Crazy Eyes Pete “Are those nuts activated?”
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Bluemetal is froffin’
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Back in ‘Nam.
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