I’d never seen a penis set savagely on fire – and I still haven’t. Wouldn’t doing it savagely involve a flamethrower? Couldn’t Teh West have changed the headline when they got the story? 
Imagine the conflagration if a long todge was set ablaze? It would be like the Great Fire of London. 
Marvel at the Great Balcony of Subiaco: 
Enjoy your day of rest: I’m off to read my snail mail. 
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Centimetre perfect.
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Don’t believe everything you read on Wikipedia. Reckon Basil Zempilas did it?
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Corbin Massmiddle?
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Somebody using the Iprimus ISP.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/203.142.134.15
Commetti’s wikipedia page has been oft vandalised.
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Why is it so? Is it like the tradition of young sporting types to call Basil after a skinful?
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C’mon Perth Baysie. You’ve got competition.
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If you’re nice enough to the postie they bring you extra snails with the mail. True story.
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