The Global Envribrancy

Stu’s regret on having to leave the brutal Perth envibrancing yesterday, reminds me to remind youse of what we are. Perth is the centre of the universe, where the rest of the planet is the environs. Paris, as Gerro are mere outer suburbs. Solari knows what’s real. Beautiful. Serenely beautiful photo from Chelsea Melbourne. I’d dine in.

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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19 Responses to The Global Envribrancy

  1. vegan says:

    with gift shop.

    what’s not to like?

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  2. Dame Shazza says:

    Outdoors for me, I like to soak up the atmosphere.

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  3. Rong1 says:

    I bet there’s a pop rivet in the corrugated iron cladding that’s supporting the Health Dept Certification

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  4. Rolly says:

    It’s for the poor people, Smokin’ Joe declaims, few of whom can afford the necessary motor vehicle with which to ‘drive through’.
    “Walk, peasants!”

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  5. Perineum says:

    what, you never went Ankara Kebabs on Beaufort via the back door? Perth wins again, mwahaha.

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  6. Bento says:

    New twist on much loved theme. This time, someone was just about to enter the room, rather than having just left it. Marvellous work. ECU boffins notified.

    https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/25796194/car-smashes-into-tyre-workshop/

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  7. rottobloggo says:

    I love the roundy font. And the spare table top on the right. And the WA-like sky.

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  8. amacwardle says:

    Low maintenance, discreet for execs having business meetings over lunch. They have not over-invested in seating. Sensible business plan.

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  9. Snuff says:

    Men come screaming, dressed in white coats
    Shake you very gently by the throat
    One’s named Gus, one’s named Alfie …

    Wait … is that a Cocos logo ?

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  10. Orbea says:

    Fuck me that’s gorgeous

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  11. El Guisto says:

    Simply the best al fresco area I have ever seen…

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  12. boredinbouldaire says:

    Gifts of pies, toys and watches . . . and kebabs.

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