But perhaps a little just warring? Fremantle Arts Centre Comedy of Errors was disrupted (as was Pete F’s snooze) by some worthy peacenickery.
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Comedy of Errors . . . Is that Buswell posing with Emperor Barnett?
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Peace? Pffft. This how you actually deal with cunts:
http://toocatsoriginals.tumblr.com/post/100830049134/isis-plant-their-flag-on-a-hilltop-overlooking
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That may be a clue as to why war is a bad thing Shriekers. Two low ranking lackeys get to post a flag on a hill and get their arses blown to kingdom come. Was there any justice in that ?, probably in your world. See http://www.liveleak.com for more war porn.
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Aw, the poor dears were just confused, thought it was a production of Henry V and they were protesting retrospectively about the Battle of Agincourt.
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Agincourt? Terrible setbacks.
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The pre-battle rev-up speech was a bit OTT.
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The Headline “War of the Dozers” had me thinking immediately of WA political rhetoric.
Not that anyone has yet convinced me that there is such a thing as a “just” war; nor that armed conflict is just war.
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See above post re dealing with cunts.
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I gotta da beerd, but no lizbeethun ruff. Aint Gye Forks.
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The celebrity angle on this is brilliant: https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/wa/a/25374786/car-bursts-into-flames-after-crash/
I’ll bet that bloke out of Birds of Tokyo is wondering how he can arrange for a VN Commodore to park in his front room.
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Boom! there’s a reality tv show right there. you’d better lodge IP on the idea right now.
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The guy from Ammonia filming fights in James Street. The drummer off Jebediah with a dashcam, documenting bad driving. Totally.
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If there’s one in Embleton, I’ll rush out with a Polaroid.
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Cue the Commodore smashes into Nanna’s front room stories
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/special-features/future-perth-900000-new-homes-without-the-urban-sprawl/story-fnknbeni-1227098457513
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Why does that link say future perth and not fuschiacunts. I thought all media outlets got the memo re things for posterity.
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I think Future Cunts refers to the future historians and researchers of our era who will do so in the future. Rather than just cunts. In the future.
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I see, fairynuff then.
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“Researchers” “Historians”
“Cunts”
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Bottom dwellers. parasites.
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half of Beaufort Street was cordened off last night, and artists in hi-viz jackets were painting the road in jaunty colours in what I deduce must be some sort of vibrancy initiative.
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It’s going pre-vi? I guess Post-Vibrancy is a tough hoe to row?
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The mayor of Cee of Vee has a bike now
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If the street is cordoned off, why the need for hiviz? Confomist cunts.
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Entancing!
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to be honest, it actually does ‘seem’ more vibrant with colour.
how sad is that.
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OT Perth racists deserve a Worst for this. Sure they are kinda brown and wear funny things on their heads so you can see the confusion.
This would never happen in Cronulla. Where is Jack van Tongeren when you need him?
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Confused like a fox.
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Why, are you out of toilet paper?
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Because you want to bring a spray can to a knife fight.
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Fully Sikh.
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Back to the Dozing, I am repeatedly informed that the generic war outrage was actually the intro to Mr Shakespeare’s play, not just some bandwagonning as I thought.
Hard to tell.
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#agitprop
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That’s their fault not yours. You sleeping plonker.
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I mean if they can’t keep you awake for the first few seconds of the play, then it’s either teh Bard, or the players who are at fault. Not you mate.
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