Viva Las Ascot

I’m sure we had the old Ascot Hotel on here once? Derelict gazebos etc? Now as Pete F shows, it’s all gold urinals and individual chandeliers. Grab your chance to wee on these while the gold is relatively gilt. I can’t hate gold urination.


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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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14 Responses to Viva Las Ascot

  1. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    For those of us who never made it to Prix d’Amour before its date with the bulldozer and what greeted Lang after his morning bowl of All Bran and prunes.


  2. Snuff says:

    Although the Ascot Hotel has been mentioned on a few occasions, and Ascot itself has featured here and here, I couldn’t find any posts featuring it. Perhaps you’re thinking of the Ascot Vale Hotel ?

    p.s. Insert golden shower gag here >


  3. Dame Shazza says:

    The Ascot, scene of my 16 -18 year old crimes. Too many worsts to mention, but The Troupadores and Bob Myers get honourable mentions.


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